bottledyarn
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space crawlers by bottledyarn
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
22 Jul 2026
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There, floating in an alien spaceship in the far reaches of the galaxy, is a human man. A big human man, with bare feet and heart-print boxer shorts.
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Carl is in the wrong universe. Grace and Rocky are the greatest (only) alien ambassadors of all time.
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Jake & Bradley run into each other after the mission.
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Trying to give parts of yourself to someone else was an unfamiliar and uncomfortable feeling, for Bradley. He didn’t tend to open up to anyone, at least not unless under duress, but Jake had a way of prying him open. Or maybe Jake was the duress.
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He’d heard yelling; he’d heard a few moments later the crunch of wood and metal of a door being kicked in; and his eyes had slit open enough an instant or a minute later to see a golden, terrified face appearing above him. Hands sliding desperately onto his cheeks, holding him still; long tan legs kneeling in a puddle of blood and water.
He should’ve known then. He’d never seen Jake Seresin look so afraid.
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Bradley Bradshaw always imagined himself going out in either a blaze of glory or a lavish retirement party. He never imagined his flight career ending from something as mundane as an off-the-job head injury. Then again, he also never imagined that Jake Seresin of all people would be at his side when he decided to drive across the country to cope with it.
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Bradley sighed. “It’d just be nice if he was nice once in a while, that’s all I’m saying.”
“Gotta say, this is a hundred times worse than your horny era,” Nat said, and Bradley stabbed a pointer finger at her.
“There was no horny era,” he said. “And—and I’m not hung up on him. He’s just—”
“‘Aggravating,’” Nat said, yanking the word out of his mouth. “I’ve heard it before. And you definitely are hung up on him. Are, have been, probably always will be. Maybe that’s the real reason his name’s Hang-man. Stringing you along without even realizing he’s doing it.”
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Between the scenes of Top Gun: Maverick, Jake and Bradley are falling in love and everyone knows it. Except Jake and Bradley.
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Where everyone expects Draco to become a murderer…
Harry just wants him to stay safe.Or:
Where Draco keeps pretending everything is under control.
Harry keeps believing him.
They are both catastrophically wrong.Or:
Where Harry and Draco invent an entire language made of heartbeats…
…and somehow still manage to misunderstand each other.Series
- Part 2 of Redemption of the Blood
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22 Jul 2026
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And then they all lived happily ever after...
((A prompt-fill continuation of the Second Thoughts 'verse))
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- Part 3 of Second Thoughts
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09 Jan 2026
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With everything having gone completely off the rails (explosively, irreversibly, and quite literally), the Order of the Phoenix are busy picking up the pieces and fighting the war the Ministry still insists isn't actually a war.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy has his own far more pressing concerns:
* Where are the remaining Horcruxes hiding?
* Who’s auditioning to replace him as Riddle's unwilling accomplice?
* When, exactly, can he see Harry (his boyfriend, thanks for asking!!!) again without it being a high-stakes ordeal?
* Why is he being harassed by a kooky old time wizard?And the dreams about flying? The ludicrously odd things that keep happening? Well, that's completely normal for magical puberty...
Probably.
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- Part 6 of The Journal of Dreadful Things
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Bookmarked by bottledyarn
06 Oct 2025
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Draco has returned to Hogwarts oddly quiet. Witness to the chaotic last days at Malfoy manor, but unable to confide in anyone, he's slowly coming apart.
Harry has also returned for his final year, dismayed to find that in the aftermath of the battle, the castle is not only damaged, but continuing to decay.
And naturally, he's determined to find out what Draco Malfoy is hiding.
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21 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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02 Oct 2024