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One fateful night on 4/20 three notorious pirate captains get high off of Robin's Special Brownies and end up fucking in the crow’s nest.
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The Valiant Dead Don't Have Health Insurance But A Checkup Couldn't Hurt by bmouse
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Mar 2026
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Dragging your six or seven hundred year old fairy coworker to a medical checkup really ought to blow a lid off that whole ‘pretending to be human’ thing. Luckily, with his unusual upbringing, Illuga wouldn’t know normal if it bit him in the ass.
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Never trust a Mondstater’s idea of wholesome evening activities.
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Luffy gets Grand Line poison ivy. Law has a personalized treatment plan.
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Eustass Kid tries to be a good cellmate. It... kind of works out.
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“So like a fight? Great.” Strawhat cracks his knuckles.
“No dumbass, they’re gonna run a train on you.”
“Like a sea train?” He actually looked around for it. Rubber idiot actually looked around the fuckin’ windowless cell. Gold Roger fuckin’ wept. “But we’re on land. There’s no railroad tracks here.”
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The Six Husbands of Akashi Seijuurou by bmouse
Fandom Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
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Love As A Thing That Relates To Basketball by bmouse
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Four times Flins lets his friends touch him, and one time he asks for it himself.
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you have transformed me with strange tenderness by Zorriya
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Apr 2026
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The strangest, haunting sound vibrates across the island.
When close enough and when the sun momentarily dips beyond a thick cover of clouds, Flins’ eyebrows rise.
It shouldn’t be possible to confirm the identity, much less make out the details, from the distance and harsh daylight torturing his poor nocturnal eyes, yet he does anyway—for the dark, warm brown and orange stand out against an expanse of white. His eyes flit downwards as he registers the movement, the movement of legs rhythmically pushing and sliding in front of each other.
Master Illuga, hands on the straps of a backpack, mouth covered in a scarf to protect himself against the cold, is skating. To him.
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Cuuuuuuuuuuute
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Meow, meow, meow [I love you] by 7_penguins_eat_icecream
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Apr 2026
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"Your beans are enchanting, Little Master, and I ask for your permission to squeeze them,"
Illuga's ears, triangular and quite big compared to the rest of him, twitched and faced towards his current nuisance in life: elegant, leather-clad and unfortunately attached to someone who enjoyed nothing more than teasing him. He resisted temptation and rolled himself into a miserable ball of grey fur. Sometimes, the best way was to ignore one's bullies and not give them the satisfaction of a reaction. Yes, Illuga allowed his paw to be held by said nuisance. Flins pressed his finger against a delicate pink toe bean. He then fucking cooed.Or: Illuga gets cursed and is transformed into a cat. Flins takes care of him.
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PROCEEDINGS OF THE THIRD ANNUAL SYMPOSIUM ON NOD-KRAIAN CULTURAL HERITAGE
Presented by the Sumeru Akademiya Press, Department of Historical Ethnography
Volume XII, Issue 3—"The Lightkeepers: Myth, Memory, and the Long Night"Selected papers, recovered correspondence, and transcribed artifacts presented at the Third Annual Symposium on Nod-Kraian Cultural Heritage, held at the Akademiya Grand Lecture Hall, Sumeru City. Compiled and edited by Dr. Vireshka Dastur, Chair of Northern Teyvatian Studies.
Editor's Note:
The Lightkeepers of Nod-Krai remain one of the most enduring and least understood institutions in Teyvatian history.
This volume collects several papers and primary source materials presented at the third Annual Symposium on Nod-Kraian Cultural Heritage. Of particular interest is the ongoing scholarly debate surrounding "Ratnik Flins," whose historical existence remains hotly contented and whose relationship with the better-documented Starshyna Illuga Nikitovich continues to generate discussion in fields ranging from military history to folklore studies.We trust our readers will find much to consider.
Flins and Illuga's footprints in Teyvatian history.
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.