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Ayla walked forward with her hand raised in greeting, crossing the distance between herself and the band of hunters, and eventually caught the attention of one of them. By the time she was within speaking distance, the whole group had stopped their activities.
It had been a good idea to leave her animal companions several spear-lengths behind, Ayla realized. All of the hunters wore wolf-fur parkas, and the woman who was now approaching her, hands held out in greeting, had the most elaborately-decorated parka.
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Ayla meets another version of the Wolf Women of the S'Armunai.
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It is a lovely spring day and so they decide to visit the chaumière.
Anne has taken the afternoon away from the countless things that demand her attention, to spend it with her wife instead. The words - her wife! - still taste sweet on her tongue when they whisper them to each other at night in bed, and often almost slip past her lips by day, so happy is she.
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Snippets of lesbian love and arousal.
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Ann reaches into her back pocket, pulling out her phone and starting a to-do list in her notes app before closing it. She can put together furniture and paint a room, but this type of work looks like it’ll require a little more than just a pure heart and some elbow grease. She’ll have to hire someone.
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"Ah,” Melanie says, trying not to make a big deal out of it - she still gets the feeling that too much excitement on her part will send Dolio running. "Big change,” is all Melanie says approvingly before giving Dolio’s shoulder a reassuring squeeze. “I got you, girl."
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A collection of short Barbie x Gloria autumn fics. Rated G to M.
Prompts are listed in the chapter titles.
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They’d barely made it to check-out at the previous hotel on time, hindered by small mishaps; misplaced keys, hasty last-minute packing, and Therese kissing her one last time before they left the room, which of course had not stayed one kiss but turned into many more.
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Minifics stemming from prompts. Find me at not-your-zbroyu.tumblr.com.
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It’s not that she’s against the idea. It’s just that she’s never had a pet, ever, let alone a dog. The only thing she’d ever had to take care of were lab mice once she got to university. Where do you start on learning how to be a dog person?
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There was a cardboard box sitting on her office chair when she arrived. A yellow Post-It was stuck to the top, bearing the words “help yourself” in sloppy handwriting that Carol immediately recognized. She knew what she would find inside, but she opened the box anyway. Sure enough—it was a collection of business casual attire, clearly pre-owned but seemingly devoid of holes and stains.
Helen Umstead can go fuck herself, Carol thought.
or;
The story of Carol and Helen.
Bookmarked by blanchtt
08 Jun 2026
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A collection of one-shots,
usually one day per chapter, in no particular order,
following Carol and Helen through twenty-seven years of banter, bad decisions, quiet mornings, frozen eggs, loud fights, ice hotels in Norway,
and the particular intimacy of two people who know each other so well that silence is its own conversation.***********
Summary for Chapter 3 | The Bavarian Alps | Rating: G
Carol has already made her peace with two weeks of hiking and Helen's relentless optimism about the Alps. What she has not made her peace with (and what Helen's limited German failed to warn her about), is the fact that their final campsite permits a dress code best described as “optional”.
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30 May 2026
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Unfortunately, Carol could only watch helplessly as the garment fell away from the woman's flawless skin. From her vantage point, Carol could see the woman's breast in outline – taut skin, pink nipples, and a devastating lack of a tanline.
The two books in her hand fell onto her towel with a double thump. The woman's eyes slowly met her own in amusement. Carol immediately glanced away in embarrassment – it was a miracle she didn't give herself whiplash.
Europeans and nude beaches shouldn't mix – or, at least, that was Carol Sturka's opinion before a literal Polish model got her claws into her sunburnt skin.
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23 May 2026
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Helen’s expression grows softer, and Carol knows it has everything to do with the hairbrush in her hand.
She holds it out in the space between them, offering it to Helen without a single word.
There it is, the silent request for something comforting, something nurturing. Carol hasn’t ever been able to name this particular desire, but she knows that Helen knows it well.
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23 May 2026
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carol goes to a party and swindles helen into oil-wrestling. gay sex ensues.
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23 May 2026

