bicantankerousJinx
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GG: three years huh?
CG: YEAH
GG: that sure is a long timeAfter three years of separation, we'll finally get to meet.
And I'm going to miss you so much.Series
- Part 1 of After all this Time
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In a society where everything you do is dictated by the colour of your blood, quite a lot of trolls are living the high life. Perfect comfort, effortless wealth, and freedom to do what they desire. However, many trolls are barely making it through each day alive. Whether they must keep up a certain amount of impossible work, or are slowly starving to death in slavery, they are all oppressed and restricted in everything, where they may go, how long they may work, even the standard of education they may receive.
All in all, Alternia is not a good place.However, amongst the slaves and the workers, there are whispers of a world far away.
a world where every person has the same colour blood.
a world where all are equal
a world that is perfect in every way.Every single troll has one hope they can hold on to, to get them through, a single thought, that allows them to keep powering on, the one place they all dream about, but never speak of;
The Utopia.
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Neurological function centre; in place. All systems connected.
Powering up.
Subject shows sign of function, though no physical movement.
Procedure is success. Project VANTAS complete.It is the year 2132, and a team of scientists are working on a government funded project to create a drone with new technologies that will allow it to rebuild itself when damaged, learn to act and speak like any other human, and act upon any order it's given.
After many, many failed attempts, one model surpasses all the others, and begins to function and work as intended.
but as this new robot learns and begins to question things, it begins to wonder why it is a robot, and if it is possible for it to feel actual emotions, just like a human.YOUR NAME IS KARKAT VANTAS and you are NOT A ROBOT. Nope. DEFINITELY NOT.
If somebody asks you, then you say “VANTAS PROJECT VERSION 9.3 MODEL KARKAT IS NOT A ROBOT.”
Everyone will believe you with that response, won't they? -
The Avanced Mechanics of a Snarky Tin-Can and the Immense Irriation of it's Creator by bicantankerousJinx
Fandoms: Real people doing real shit
22 May 2013
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Shanae decides to build a robot based on her imaginary friend, but could this just be a big mistake??????
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Rose makes a trip into the woods to find what she had been told to see.
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The Misadventures of a Cactus Noodle and all it's imaginary friends by bicantankerousJinx
Fandom Real people doing real shit
22 May 2013
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“Is she your…?” You try not to blatantly look like you’re scoping him out, and fail. He considers you, and then seems to come to a decision.
“No, we’re just friends,” he says gruffly, looking down. It’s a sore spot, maybe he’s looking for a rebound. Maybe you don’t mind being that rebound if it means you get to bury your hands in that fluffy black hair-
“Well, good,” you say, awkwardly. Something like a smile tugs at his mouth, but he fights it down. His hair is dark and curly, almost hiding two nubby horns. They’re probably the smallest you've ever seen on a troll. His face looks delicate, and his skin looks soft. You want to reach out and see if you’re wrong.- Language:
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Bookmarked by bicantankerousJinx
13 Aug 2014
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Cronus can't wait to lose his virginity, and with no human showing any interest he takes it into his own hands to find someone, even if they aren't apart of his world.
Rated for violence, abuse, and Non-con in later chapters. If you want semi light hearted smut then just read chapter 1.
Lovely cover done by Cynideoreo.
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- Part 1 of Dealings with Demons
Bookmarked by bicantankerousJinx
05 Aug 2014
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Karkat finds a new way to hate his very existence.
(this is done as it's gonna get)Bookmarked by bicantankerousJinx
17 Jul 2014
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Karkat was a nobody. One more kid with zero potential doomed to live and shrivel up in the slums he was born in.
Dave was a version of that same kid, minus the horns.
John was a somebody. But his friends thought there was a lot more to him than that.Bookmarked by bicantankerousJinx
06 Jul 2014
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i have a problem and that problem is domestic erisol by roundandtalented
Fandom Homestuck
29 Oct 2013
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Bookmarked by bicantankerousJinx
30 Jun 2014