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i’ll meet you for coffee, only for coffee (it’s never just coffee) by bee_noises
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
17 Jun 2026
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CHAPPELL ROAN IS FOREVER LISTEN TO COFFEE RIIIGGHGHGHTTT NOW AND ALL HER OTHER SONGS OR I MURDER YOU
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some poorly written ii oneshots made purely for my own amusement (and also to feed the knickle nation)
yeah knickle is my life support so there's gonna be a lot of that in here
ON HIATUS !!!!Series
- Part 2 of inanimate insanity stuff :3
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replacements, realizations, reunions and reconcile by bee_noises
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
07 Jun 2026
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knife transfers to a new school, fully convinced he's going to hate it...
... until someone shows him that maybe things aren't as bad as they seem.
OR: knickle highschool fic wowie drool emoji
update schedule? what's that?
I have absolutely zero idea how american high school works I do the minimum amount of research and then I basically just wing it so expect inaccuracies
this was also meant to be a slow burn but i'm stupid and get impatient and accidentally make things go way faster than I wanted
whoopsSeries
- Part 3 of inanimate insanity stuff :3
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tsp oneshots what more do you want from me
abandoned *insert blushing blue emoji thing here* -
16 teens on an island. what could possibly go wrong? by bee_noises
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Total Drama (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2026
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a total drama and ii season 1 crossover !!
inspired by Demonic_insanity's total drama insanity !!Series
- Part 1 of inanimate insanity stuff :3
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inanimate insanity stuff :3 by bee_noises
Fandom Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Total Drama (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2026
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“Ah yes, mi amigo, er, mi not amigo. I simply forgot. What are we again? Rivals? Arch-enemies?”
Noah narrowed his eyes, but moved to sit upright, grabbing the goods from Alejandro. “Academic rivals, arch-enemies, of course,” Noah said, trying not to smile as Alejandro moved to sit, leaning against his leg, “I just hate you.”
Noah and Alejandro meet in uni. They totally hate each other. Definitely.
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07 May 2026
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and here we go again (we've taken it to the end) by kijosakka
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
15 Jan 2024
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Maybe he’s a little bitter. Maybe the jabs and jeers from his castmates didn’t roll off him as well as he pretended they did. Maybe, maybe, maybe, vindication creeps through, and Noah, selfishly, wants to see it.
(a little 'what if' situation wherein noah makes an alliance with alejandro during world tour.)
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27 Apr 2026
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Frenemies (or, Love is Blind) by courtney-deserved-better (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2026
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After Noah and Emma come clean about faking their relationship, they let Owen and Kitty give them retaliatory punishments.
Which is how Noah ends up competing on the second season of The Ridonculous Race alongside Alejandro.
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11 Apr 2026
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It's becoming glaringly obvious that there is something up with Alejandro.
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In which Noah slowly pieces together Alejandro's werewolfyness over the course of multiple movie nights.
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13 Mar 2026
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Slippery Slopes by courtney-deserved-better (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
17 Dec 2022
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After his suspicions surrounding Alejandro have been confirmed, Noah is determined not to let his two-faced teammate win without a good fight. He may not be the strongest competitor, but he's gotten this far already.
Alejandro expects his life to get easier with Heather's departure, not made even more difficult by Noah's intelligence and biting wit. He may have incorrectly presumed them to be friends, but he's determined not to underestimate his competition again.
Of course, when it comes to Total Drama, nobody can predict the chaos to come.
An Alejandro x Noah World Tour Rewrite. Starts during I See London...
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- Part 1 of Slippery Slopes & Related Stories
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Bookmarked by bee_noises
13 Mar 2026