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a gentleman in silver by beanseatingbeans333
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 May 2026
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But it was just one evening, a few balls, a few dances, Amanda would be married off to someone who could love and support both her and her mad visions if Todd were to tragically pass, and they would live their lives apart again.
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In Regency England, in the year 1815, Todd takes Amanda to her first ball. A masquerade.
He should very well like to keep himself hidden from society. But a gentleman in silver makes him wish away the concept of masquerades entirely.
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sixty minutes by beanseatingbeans333
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 May 2026
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Todd has a thing for Dirk’s arms.
Dirk has a thing for garbage reality TV, apparently.
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crossing the line, pun not intended by beanseatingbeans333
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
14 May 2026
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Dirk was thankful he was in such an oddly large diner bathroom that it had a corner for him to hide around and yes, okay, he wanted to eavesdrop, what about it?
Tina burst into another fit of laughter at, presumably, Todd’s expense. “It’s so funny though!” She protested.
“I don’t care, stop it! Stop, like, dropping hints, or whatever you were doing back there, I don’t want her to know!”
“Tell her yourself then!”
“Wha- How? What do you want me to say? Good morning Amanda, how did you sleep, what are you having for breakfast, oh, by the way, I had sex with Cross!”
Dirk felt his eyes widen, and he stepped out before he could stop himself.
“You had sex with Cross?”
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Todd makes a mistake one night that, for once, does not involve Dirk.
Dirk is extremely curious. Naturally.