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your baby is the size of a... by barkatthemoon for backup_loveinterest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2026
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“So get married,” Sirius says calmly, his scent giving absolutely nothing away as he turns towards him and stretches his arm out along the top of the sofa, arching a brow when Remus just gapes at him.
“To fucking who?” he asks, giving him a baffled look as he throws his hands up in the air. “Am I supposed to track down the man who knocked me up, whose name and appearance I don’t know, and ask if he wants a husband? Take out an advertisement in the Prophet, perhaps?”
Sirius gives him a flat look, tonguing the inside of his cheek before he looks away, eyes focusing on the wall next to the fireplace. “You could marry me.”
When Remus finds himself pregnant after a one night stand he knows that he won't be able to keep his baby, no matter how much he wants them, due to the Ministry's draconian laws against werewolves. Luckily, his best friend has a solution...
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“Who are the marauders?”
“They’re teen royalty,” Evan says, glancing over at the field, and Remus follows his gaze to a trio of boys making their way out onto the field, wind artfully tousling their hair like they’re currently shooting a shampoo commercial. “If Hogsmeade was The Daily Prophet, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s James Potter,” Barty says, pointing at the dark skinned boy with messy hair and gold rimmed glasses, his gym uniform appearing to be several sizes too small. “He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Evan sat next to him in English last year.”
“He asked me how to spell orange.”
“And that little one, that’s Peter Pettigrew,” Barty continues, pointing out the smaller blonde boy, a muggle cell phone pressed against his ear, so focused on his call that he doesn’t even notice the dodgeball before it bounces off the side of his head. “Peter Pettigrew knows everyone’s business. He knows everything about everyone.”
“And evil takes human form in Sirius Black,” Barty says darkly, an unpleasant expression crossing his face.
-aka: a marauders mean girls au
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 May 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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June, 1998: Harry's First Driving Lesson by barkatthemoon, Meteoralin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Apr 2026
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Harry wants to learn how to drive. Remus and Sirius are there to help.
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- Part 27 of The Wolfstar Scrapbook Project
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Remus chokes on another inhale, blinking harshly as he stares up at the man currently fiddling with all the little knobs on the DJ board-thing, wondering if maybe he’s had a bit too much to drink tonight.
He’s beyond gorgeous, pale skin that almost glows in the light and dark hair that’s hanging in twin braids over his shoulders, dressed in a sleeveless black shirt and what appears to be honest to God leather trousers, which would explain the way he’s practically dripping in sweat. There’s an androgynous sort of beauty to him, features simultaneously harsh and delicate, exaggerated by the rough stubble on his jawline and the glittery makeup that’s shimmering around his eyes, head nodding as nimble fingers twist knobs and flip switches and do surprisingly sexy DJ activities.
Remus doesn’t even know if that’s actually affecting the music or if it’s all for show, but either way, he finds the whole thing so attractive that he barely knows what to do with himself.
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The Wolfstar Scrapbook Project by aquamyosotis, Astronomyth00, augmenti, barkatthemoon, Beloay, Blomster_Draws, carlav_fanfics, colourful_desert, Dory_thewritingfish, FelixHarbingerOfAngst, fictional_simp09, frangipanen, goldenprophet, halfbl00dprincess, HoneymustardPringles, HuntersWithCellPhones, iaskedforcosmiclove, Igetje, KeepKeepmyhistory_secret, lanearoo, LuxaLucifer, Mellorytowers, meowyjean, Meteoralin, MiscMaraudersFests, Moonyswarmsweaters, MrHaraldsson, n1c0tin3, netflix-documentry-about-otters (pid_widgin), Noisy_Void, PoetryPirate, poquita_cosa, remtv, remtv_art (remtv), ropuszysko, setchy, Si0phra, silversolaris, sliebman10, sugaonmycoffee, TheBiButterfly, themapunfolds (fruitypetal), thestarsinbetween, thisfrailheart, Toadby, xlemonlane
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom, Marauders Era - Fandom
29 Apr 2026
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Hello and Welcome to the Wolfstar Scrapbook Project!
Sirius and Remus have a scrapbook filled with photos spanning from their Hogwarts years to their life as an old married couple… In this collaborative fan project, artists and writers have been paired together to create those memories.- Words:
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You can find my posting schedule here. Happy kinktober!
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the debatable ethics of unregulated potion testing by barkatthemoon
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2025
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Under the rolling hills by brandileigh2003 for lanearoo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2026
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Sirius was a little lost on what to do about her, was there a message board for local farmers? Should he drive into town later and see if there were any lost sheep signs or perhaps ask a few people at the local grocers? Surely she had a home, with people that missed her and other animal friends. Because while Sirius was many things, but he didn't want to be a sheepnapper.
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How Sirius accidentally became a coparent to a clumsy sheep and met the love of his life.
Bookmarked by barkatthemoon
13 Jun 2026
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The Room of Requirement isn’t big enough for the three of them.
Nor their desires.
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11 Jun 2026
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Some things Tumblr is shy about
Bookmarked by barkatthemoon
09 Jun 2026
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It's the day of the full moon--the first one the marauders will be joining Remus.
Remus is terrified and needs to have difficult conversations with them.- Language:
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Bookmarked by barkatthemoon
09 Jun 2026
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Sometimes We're Lovers (Sometimes We're Friends) by AlwaysPining
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2025
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A confession during sixth year. Sirius tells Remus he won't ask again.
Years later, Remus still hears it like a promise: If you want me, one day, you’re going to have to be the one to ask.
1977 - 1995Can be read as a standalone or as part of the series!
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- Part 1 of The Past Won't Ever Let Something Lie
Bookmarked by barkatthemoon
09 Jun 2026