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“Baby,” Aaron murmured, his voice slurring heavily, his eyelids drooping as the anesthesia began to drag him back under. A small, contented sigh escaped him, and he tilted his head toward Spencer, nuzzling into the hand he was holding. “Thought… thought they took you… too.”
The silence that descended upon the room was absolute.
The team stood frozen, their expressions a mixture of shock, confusion, and dawning realization. (...)
Spencer didn’t move. He didn’t pull his hand away, nor did he offer any explanation. He simply leaned forward, his face pale and unreadable, and let his fingers interlace with Aaron’s.
“I’m here,” Spencer said, his voice quiet but steady, cutting through the thick, suffocating silence of the room. “I’m not going anywhere. Go back to sleep, Aaron.”
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Spencer and Aaron are in a secret relationship and plan to tell the team the good new of their engagement. But plans change when Aaron is stabbed on a case and outs the relationship while under the effects of pain medicine.
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Dream hadn't spoken a single word. Not a rasped thanks, not a whispered sorry, nothing. His voice had completely vanished, swallowed up by a depression so thick and suffocating it felt like a physical presence in the downstairs bedroom.
The blackout curtains remained pulled, locking the room in a permanent, rotting twilight. Dream barely moved. He lay on his side, his body curled tightly into a defensive ball, staring blankly at the beige paint of the wall. He stared for hours, his eyes wide and vacant, unblinking until they stung, completely detached from the passage of time.
Sapnap and George had stopped trying to maintain a normal routine; their lives had completely shrank down to the perimeter of the mattress. They took shifts. It was a silent, desperate relay race - one of them sitting on the edge of the bed or propped up against the headboard while the other hurriedly ate, showered, or pretended to handle work in their offices.
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DreamNotNap battles Dream's persistent Depression, one small step at a time.
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- Part 10 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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“Let’s dial things up now,” Hotch’s smile was small, barely there, but it reached his eyes. “Tomorrow evening, at the precinct, I’m not going to bother sitting on the opposite side of the table during the briefing.”
Reid felt a flush creep up his neck, a thrill that had nothing to do with the case and everything to do with the man holding him. “The team is going to be incredibly confused,” he noted, though he was already leaning into Hotch’s touch.
“Let them be,” Hotch murmured, pulling Reid just a bit closer until space between them was non-existent. “It’s about time they start paying attention.”
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or, Aaron and Spencer are tired of hiding their relationship, so they slowly stop hiding until everyone on the team can piece together the truth.
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- Part 1 of Hotch/Reid
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For the first time in weeks, he asked both Dream and Sapnap to come lay down with him.
The daybed wasn't large - it wasn't meant for three grown men - but they made it work without a single complaint. Dream pulled his large computer chair up to the edge of the mattress, resting his arms and his head directly on the mattress beside George’s hip so their fingers could stay loosely intertwined. Sapnap climbed onto the foot of the bed, sitting upright with his back pressed securely against the wall, his legs stretched out to keep a protective guard over George's ankles.
Listening to the steady, synchronized breathing of his boyfriends, George stared up at the shadows on the ceiling. He thought that talking about it - forcing the truth out into the open in front of everyone - would have completely broken him. But as he felt the warmth of Dream’s hand and the solid weight of Sapnap at the edge of the bed, he realized it hadn't broken him at all. It had lifted a weight.
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or, George is sexually assaulted by a man he had hardly met and goes through the process of recovery with his boyfriends there for him the entire time.
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- Part 3 of SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves
- Part 2 of Alleviate
- Part 9 of DreamNotNap Bitches
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On the nightstand, Sapnap’s glass bong sat prominently beside a stray lighter, but Dream’s eyes barely registered it. His focus snapped entirely to the bed.
George and Sapnap weren’t asleep.
They were caught in a slow, incredibly lazy makeout session, completely lost in the haze of the room. George’s hands were tangled in the hem of Sapnap’s shirt, while Sapnap’s fingers were buried deep in George's hair, tilting his head back to deepen the kiss. It was unhurried, heavy-lidded, and thoroughly wrecked by the high.
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or they get high and have lots of sex (3 times, in fact), and there's aftercare
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- Part 8 of DreamNotNap Bitches
- Part 4 of Air's Smut Fics
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SA recovery fics because sometimes we need it to heal ourselves by bad_advice
Fandom Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
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He’s just about to start running, but a loud noise cuts through the sound of the pouring rain, stopping him in his tracks.
It’s a panicked cry, one that immediately reminds Hotch of a baby- no, not a baby, a kitten.
Aaron Hotchner rescues a kitten from a storm that reminds him of a certain coworker. It’s probably just a cute coincidence.
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10 Jul 2026
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“Reid.. are you feeling alright?” Aaron asked, brows slightly furrowed.
Spencer may be a genius, but in that moment the only word that he could force past his lips was, “coffee,” accompanied by a wave of his empty mug and a sheepish smile.
or: Spencer waits by the mistletoe until Aaron walks by.
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- Part 8 of Criminaldream's 2023 Criminal Minds Fluffmas celebration
- Part 16 of Aaron Hotchner x Spencer Reid - one shots (a series of multiple, unrelated works)
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08 Jul 2026
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In My Secret Dreams (You Tell Me I'm the One) by Viking_Librarian for TobiasHankel
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
21 Dec 2023
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Spencer awakens from a nightmare, which isn't unusual, not really. He's been having the same one for a while, now.
Seeing his boss, his crush, being killed in front of him with nothing he can do to stop it.
What is unusual, is the phone call that comes through right after. Who would call him at 2 am?
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08 Jul 2026
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So Just Keep Kissin' Me Under The Mistletoe by Starzzy for @aad1993 on tumblr
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
21 Dec 2023
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Spencer's dreading the BAU's christmas party for many reasons; not least because it means spending time off duty with his boss.
The same boss he's been harbouring a deep and highly inappropriate crush on for longer than he wants to think about.
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08 Jul 2026
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(I Now Pronounce You) Mister Hotchner & Doctor Reid by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar for @chaotic-librarian on Tumblr, Viking_Librarian
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
23 Dec 2023
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Hotch and Reid have been married for three years. The only problem? They haven't told their friends yet.
Maybe a workplace injury will change all that.
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Written for @chaotic-librarian on Tumblr for the Criminal Minds 2023 Holiday Gift Exchange
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08 Jul 2026