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I like 'em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal by arberg1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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This is my fever dream while listening to Life of a Showgirl. (I do know the time difference and Taylor Swift didn't write this in the 90s, but I wanted to write this so....) Here's the prompt: What if you were just a fifth year and somehow you got hit by a blunger and found out you're a Seer? I'm not Jk. Rowling or Taylor Swift.
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When Draco Malfoy’s Auror partner takes an early retirement, he can’t fathom anyone willingly stepping up to replace her. So, imagine his surprise when it’s Harry Potter who volunteers for the job. The rest is a tale of blind dates, morning runs, dragon pox, sprightly garden gnomes, and unexpected healing from unlikely places.
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24 May 2026
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Harry is ready to start a new quiet life in a remote village on the south coast. He has a new job, and he lives close to Teddy and Andromeda. His wolf is a little demanding, but Harry has it under control.
That's until he finds out that Draco Malfoy works at Teddy's primary school. What is Malfoy doing there? And why does the blond git have to smell so ridiculously nice?- Language:
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11 May 2026
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(Official Summary) Harry isn't dealing well with being bitten and turned into a werewolf. Draco isn't dealing well with Harry packing up and leaving like a thief in the night. Things come to a head in a forest cabin in the German Ore Mountains.
(Unofficial Summary) An annoying, posh wanker is stuck in a forest cabin for a month with the most frustrating, taciturn prat on the planet. The prat is a werewolf who ran away from home. The wanker desperately wants to make Little Red Riding Hood jokes. They are in love.
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11 May 2026
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How to Make Draco Malfoy Smile: A Case Study by Reckless_Rain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Mar 2026
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Harry is forced to pretend to date Malfoy to explain away an unfortunate photo in the press. And if that weren’t complicated enough, Pansy gives him an extra challenge - to get Draco to smile.
But how hard could it possibly be? It's not as if it's at all complicated...
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11 May 2026
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Malfoy glared at Harry. “Describe this room that we are not allowed to leave.”
“Kitchen, special quarantine Floo, toilet, door that doesn’t open, windows that show us nothing, telly, cupboard, bedside table, bed…” Harry looked down at the bed, then at Malfoy in horror.
Malfoy nodded. “Ah yes, there we are. Bed. Singular. Not beds. Bed.”
“Oh, absolutely not.”
“Look at that: two years of partnership and we’ve agreed on something.”
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10 May 2026