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    When rival acquisition editors Remus Lupin and Sirius Black meet under less-than-ideal circumstances on a train to the Scottish Highlands, both pray it's a one-off encounter they'll never have to repeat.
    Then they disembark in the same tiny village—both there to compete for the unpublished manuscripts of a beloved romance novelist—and realize they’re stuck in a very small world with very competing interests. What they don’t expect is to be lodged in the same cottage, sharing tea, thin walls, and an escalating amount of mortification.
    Remus just wants to do his job without being patronized by the effortlessly charming man who seems to float through life on old money and good looks. Sirius just wants to prove himself without getting flayed alive by the prickly, devastatingly attractive editor who sees straight through him.
    Between a meddling landlady, nosy villagers who’ve already decided they’re a couple, and the uncomfortable truth that collaboration might serve them better than competition, they’re running out of ways to keep this strictly professional.

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    16 May 2026

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    Such a good fic that dives really deep into literature and has all the best tropes, oh I love it so much. i need to reread this and marvel at how wonderfully and beautifully it's been done, so amazing i swear

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    If there's one thing that Draco Malfoy yearns for, it's seeing Harry Potter in pain. How that happens, he doesn't care. When Potter's name is pulled out of the Goblet of Fire, Draco sees it as the perfect opportunity to fulfill his greatest desire. Except Saint Potter has luck swimming in his veins. He needs to be distracted... And the best way to do that is to make him fall in love.

    THIS IS THE REWRITTEN VERSION AND THE PREFERRED VERSION FOR YOU TO READ.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh genuinely such a good drarry fic i adore this ahhhh

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    Though the new boy at Hogwarts University, James Potter, appears to be an adorable himbo with deep pockets, Remus Lupin and his friends instead find a horrifically dark past on Google. Did he really attack that boy and leave him for dead? Why won't he talk about his mysterious childhood best friend, "Pups"? Would it kill him to stop messing with his hair?

    At least Remus got his phone back after losing it, but now he can't stop texting the mysterious number of the man who had sent it back. Padfoot is funny and charming, and Remus is NOT going to fall in love with him.

    This story is COMPLETE. Please see Chapter 1 for a more detailed explanation.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    the best wolfstar i know of, mwah! The cheese toastie fic ahhhhhhhhhhh

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    Kill Your Darlings: To remove or refrain from using something in spite of one's affection for it

    Years after Regulus loses his brother they're reunited, and as he struggles to figure out where he fits in Sirius's life he also struggles not to get lost in the impossible feelings he has for Sirius's best friend.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    goodness what can i say? fucking beautiful hockey fic

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    Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.

    FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
    - describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
    - philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
    - an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
    - cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
    - crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
    - Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
    - autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
    - PREMATURE GREY HAIR: YES, THEY'RE 28/29, I KNOW

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ahhh such a cute fix I love this wolfstar and their dynamic and remus waxing poetic abt chocolate omggg