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Evil Under the Suns by alex144
Fandoms: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963)
10 Jun 2026
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Clara and the Doctor receive a mysterious invitation to spend a romantic Valentine's weekend at the very luxurious, 'very boring' Eye of Orion. But why is the sky exploding, and why do all of the other resort guests seem to be hiding something?
And, when the most famous diamond in all the galaxy goes missing and the Doctor decides (of course!) to turn detective, will he be able to solve this many-tentacled supernova of a mystery?
An Agatha Christie-inspired Twelveclara country house crime caper 🔍
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“Why stop there?” Building up a head of steam now. “We could host bingo nights, funerals-”
A glare, to keep her from pointing out that he’s directly responsible for the most recent funeral to have taken place at Hogwarts. And nearly a second, a year later.
“Charity galas - the Society for the Protection of Priapic Porlocks must need a venue for their annual prostate milking. Or the Guild of Goblin Gynaecologists-”
“You know,” Minerva observes, “I think I preferred you when that enormous snake had bitten through your vocal cords.”
Summoning every rumble of gravelly sarcasm his magical laryngectomy’s afforded him. “Or the Miss Hogsmeade contest? I’m sure Aberforth would rise to the occasion; don a sequined speedo for the swimsuit round.”
“Where was all of this creativity, Severus, when the Board was brainstorming revenue schemes?” Peering sternly over her reading glasses in a way she's very well aware shoots straight to his groin.
“It abandoned me, mid-meeting, much like my will to live.”
Severus handles Minerva's fundraising plans for post-war repairs to the castle with characteristic equanimity.
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- Part 6 of Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
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Beautiful and Weird by alex144 for RumpleWho
Fandoms: Criminal Record (TV 2024), Paddington (Movies), Paddington Bear - Michael Bond, The Hour (TV), Black Mirror (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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A collection of one-shots based on various movies and TV shows starring Peter Capaldi.
Including Criminal Record, the Paddington movies, The Hour, The Musketeers, Black Mirror, The Devil’s Hour, The Suicide Squad, Lair of the White Worm, Soft Top, Hard Shoulder, Constellations, etc.
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(Two) Idiot(s) With a Box and a... Screwdriver by alex144
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), The Thick of It (TV), The Devil's Hour (TV), Soft Top Hard Shoulder (1993)
15 Apr 2026
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Just a collection of E rated Twelfth Doc one-shots. Whouffaldi, Twissy, Twelve and Kate Stewart, and mild Doctorcest, as well as a few crossover pairings with The Thick of It, Skins, and The Devil's Hour.
Mostly fluffy, occasionally angsty.
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- Part 2 of Twelfth Doc one-shot collections
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They're All Made of Fucking Lego by alex144
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (2009)
29 Mar 2026
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A collection of TTOI one-shots.
Pre-, during, and post-canon. With all of the things that make The Thick of It so wonderful - swearing, pining, politics 'jokes', Malcolm's ridiculous neologisms... and quite a bit more smut!
Full index of stories, tags, and ratings in the first chapter.
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Malcolm and Nicola slowly falling for each other over the course of their DoSAC and Opposition days. Set during TTOI seasons three and four.
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The improbable friendship of CJ Cregg and Malcolm Tucker.
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11 Jul 2025
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Twelve gets careless in the lab and accidentally whips up a space/time paradox. The Brigadier is not amused.
“Really.” The Brigadier’s expression is rapidly shifting to one of resignation. “So who’s the world-ending threat this time?”
“Oi,” Nine says.
“Too soon?” Twelve mutters.
(NEW! Russian translation available: whosanta, ficbook.net)
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13 Aug 2023
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She was young, he’d been right, and so small. She couldn’t have been much above five feet tall, and it certainly had been an odd sensation looking down at his new monarch. But there was a strength in her voice – a strength with a tremor, for sure, and a lot of fake confidence that anyone with any observational skills would see right through – but a strength that had surprised him, given her history. She hadn’t been completely cowed by Conroy, he thought a little triumphantly. There was a fire in her eyes, an eagerness to succeed, but a wariness. She couldn’t hide her fear, no matter how imperiously she looked at him, how high she held her chin.
Or, the one where Lord Melbourne becomes Private Secretary to a twenty-two-year-old Queen Victoria sometime in 2017.
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05 Sep 2023
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A Victoran AU. Clara is a maid overseeing the children of a large estate. Struggling with her own desire for freedom and the suitors pursuing her, she feels a profound lack of something in her life. One day, circumstances out of her control lead her to require the services of the mysterious and ostracized Doctor, and a friendship grows between them that leads to something more. Demons from their past come back with a vengeance, society seeks to tear them apart, the supernatural rears its ugly head, and their future stands on the precipice of extinction. Together or alone they could face it all, but the choice is not a simple one.
Rated M for future chapters. Slow burn fic. Angst, humor, the supernatural, and stuffy Victorian romance, with a dash of the original tale of Beauty and the Beast.Series
- Part 1 of Physicians and Phonographs
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24 Oct 2023