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Princess Mononoke Transcript- But Better IMHO by alapest for jacksfilms
Fandoms: Mononoke-hime | Princess Mononoke
09 Jul 2017
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Well, I think it’s safe to say that I think I actually did it this time... I know I say this a lot but I really do think I broke myself, my computer, the english language and the extent of how far someone should go for the sake of pissing everyone off...
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The Tale of Kierre and Gregor's Worms by alapest for @usachanbeccer
Fandoms: Kim Kardashian - Fandom, my best friend's bird she made in art class, THIS ISNT A FANDOM BUT I WISH IT WAS LOL
24 Feb 2017
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In which and old friend of mine asked me to write them a fic about two birds they created in art class when we were driving to Las Vegas last summer- I still don't know how in the world this story happened- I think I just blacked it and worms wrote it
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An adorable oneshot about lost and found love. Heavily inspired by Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On'.
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what i want from you is sweet by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Apr 2023
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There’s something building up inside Hua Cheng, a heap of troublesome desires. They’re inconvenient, shameful, crude. They make his straightforward nature complicated. They’d be better off sealed away forever, if it weren’t for one big problem.
When Xie Lian kisses him hard enough, Hua Cheng slips into a trance.
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Bookmarked by alapest
18 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
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I DONT HAVE COHERENT THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS- -
Sweet Offering, Open Up Your Arms by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2021
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In order to make a simple altar, Hua Cheng needs at least three things: a plate to hold offerings, a meditation cushion, and a divine statue. They should be fine objects, rarities, treasures fit to be used for worship.
But why waste time on such trash, when one silly little god can take the place of all three?
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16 Jul 2026
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Veldfire by S1XEY3S (no1zakkurafan)
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga), とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Anime)
06 Jul 2026
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This place is not a place of honour... No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... Nothing valued is here.
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Olruggio enters the Forest of Thristas. Disoriented, frozen to the bone and determined to find a group of pointed cap witches who had not returned from an expedition. But ends up being found by something else. Something vague, cold and a little pissed off.
includes 10+ pieces of fanart and the brimfrey cosplay that started all this
[recommended to be up to date with chapter 88 at least]
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10 Jul 2026
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Dazai steps out in a dress and heels for a mission, since the gown won't fit Yosano. He's only supposed to spend an hour or so leading their targets on a dance around a charity gala, but the unexpected arrival of a certain Port Mafia Executive threatens to disrupt all his plans. And when he and Chuuya find themselves finally face to face, they end up entwined in a tense game of mutual provocation...
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07 Jul 2026
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hand to heart, I swear by corpsesoldier
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Oct 2022
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Gideon has a broken heart, and there's only one necromancer who can fix it.
Bookmarked by alapest
21 Jun 2026