abuseofreason
Fandoms
- Inception (2010) (2)
- Bandom (1)
- Music RPF (1)
- Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead (1)
- Panic! at the Disco (1)
Recent works
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Advanced Guardian Combat by abuseofreason
Fandoms: Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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Summary
How Arthur and Eames might have met, in another world.
"The first time Arthur meets Eames, he is sixteen to Eames's twenty-six, confused and desperate for purpose as only a teenager can be."
Series
- Part 1 of St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU
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Time alone isn't always easy to come by, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.
"Even though he was due for a briefing in less than half an hour, Arthur was currently half-naked on a wool blanket in the jungle, underneath a man who was, at least for the duration of this mission, technically his subordinate."
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Brendon introduces Ryan to a new holiday tradition.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 58
Recent series
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St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU by abuseofreason
Fandom Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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A series of one-shots in the crossover universe where Eames is a dhampir guardian and Arthur is a guardian in training.
- Words:
- 1,398
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Reckless & Young by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.
Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.
But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.
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A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.
Series
- Part 1 of lost in the haze
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,173
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,026
- Kudos:
- 23,731
- Bookmarks:
- 5,736
- Hits:
- 233,181
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
07 Jul 2026
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his sugar baby, his sour coach, his jock bro lady macbeth by angel_deux
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Shane and Ilya collide on the ice in 2008, and Shane's career is over before it begins.
In 2014, when they meet each other in a club in Boston, Ilya wants to make it up to him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,933
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 1,076
- Kudos:
- 3,892
- Bookmarks:
- 1,044
- Hits:
- 35,795
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
17 Jun 2026
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Lovers, I Guess by tackytiger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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Ilya's on a hotel roof in the middle of the night. The draft is tomorrow, and he can't sleep.
That's when Shane Hollander appears, but he's somehow thirty-five years old, and acting very friendly... and he's wearing glasses. This must be a dream — mustn't it?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 485
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- 4,322
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- 834
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- 31,620
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
15 Jun 2026
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Now You Can Start by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.
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Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.
Series
- Part 6 of Hollanov fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,894
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 188
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- 3,116
- Bookmarks:
- 624
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- 23,062
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
15 Jun 2026
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Combine by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Apr 2026
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Shane was still angry. Rozanov’s plan had been to, what? Seduce him so they’d bond? He hadn’t even though to ask Shane first! Shane should get up and walk away and let his dad take him back to Russia and lock him away. Then Shane wouldn’t have to bond with him. Shane didn’t want to bond.
But Shane had told Rozanov they’d be a team, just the two of them, and Rozanov seemed so scared and vulnerable. But Shane had started thinking about what they could do, the two of them on the ice, bonded. He’d had wingers he’d connected to before, who seemed to be able to read his mind. How much more incredible would this be, someone who’d always know where he was, what his intentions were?
“No one can know,” Shane said.
Series
- Part 8 of Hollanov fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,190
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 181
- Kudos:
- 1,470
- Bookmarks:
- 331
- Hits:
- 8,062
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
15 Jun 2026