Zalein



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    This is a series that takes place in a universe where Jason and Danny are twins separated at birth (ish). The first, second, and most of the third pieces are complete!

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    North has been benched due to injuries. Simon is haunted by what he did to leave Stratford Tower. Connor has been sent to infiltrate the deviants—with a shrinking window to produce results. They cross paths in a VR game for deviants, and it has further-reaching consequences than anyone could have guessed.

    The series features: android cholera, Sixty versus friendship, future RK1K, and a revolution that costs more than a week to win.

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    Come, hungry visitor! Buy my mushroom soups! What do we have in the pot today?

    These are all more-or-less-related stories set in the Resi universe, where usually:
    -Chanterelle Boy Ethan Winters fucks around and finds out
    -Donna is the most traumatic psychiatrist of all times
    -Moreau misses his twink days :(
    -Karl Heisenberg did not ask for any of this

    Enjoy!

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    12 Jul 2026

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    The 'Separatist issue' was no longer an issue since Jango Fett's clones had conquered the Republic and politely but firmly removed the Chancellor from office. That was all the positive Obi-Wan could find in this situation after a year, and even so it would be generous.

    Little did the hidden Jedi Master know at the time that he would fall in love with a clone.

    Had he known, he would have gone with Anakin to Naboo. Because he could not, the warning was more than enough when backed by Destroyers: one week to leave the Temple and disappear into civilian life or die. Any Jedi caught doing Jedi things would now be killed without trial. What chance did they have against an army? None, so they had protected their young and watched.

    Unfortunately, the Death Watch had not left him much choice to reveal himself. What could have been was just a dream, a hope that would probably end with his death, either at the hands of those who wanted to kill Boba and Omega or those who wanted to save them.

    May the Light protect them.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    It started slowly.

    Mostly with curiosity from Mando’ade who had read Jaster’s article. Curiosity about just what their ancestors and predecessors saw in Jettise of all beings. That curiosity grew bigger when it turned out that Jetiise were a lot harder to find than anyone would have thought.

    Which made it a challenge.

    And there was no Mandalorian in the galaxy that would not rise to the challenge of a good hunt.
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    Or, the discovery of a few tiny mistranslation leads to Mandalorians realising that their ancestors really really liked Jedi and they set out to discover why.
    Shenanigans ensue.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Working title: "Billy adopts Conner and it actually goes pretty good!"

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Recovery (noun)

    1. a return to a normal state of health, mind, or strength.

    2. the action or process of regaining possession or control of something stolen or lost.

    Or: in a universe where Jason wasn't killed by the Joker, where Tim's parents die on a plane accident when he's 13 years old, his uncle Eddie steps up to take care of him per his parents request.
    Once Eddie shows his true colors, Tim will have to fight not just only to survive, but to take back what has been stolen from him. It’s a good thing he won’t have to do it alone.

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    02 Jul 2026