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    Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.

    Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.

    Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?

    Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Neil is a successful author with a stalker who seems to know a little too much about his past. He needs a bodyguard for his upcoming book tour. Enter: Andrew Minyard.

    I've marked this as Graphic Descriptions of Violence out of an abundance of caution, but I don't even come near the source material here.

     

    “Kevin Day told me about you.” The corners of Neil’s mouth lift the barest degree. It should be an unassuming, polite smile. Should be.

     

    Andrew isn’t convinced. He hums and leans back in his seat. “You know Kevin.”

     

    “We go way back,” Neil explains. He’s not giving any signs that indicate he’s lying, but still. Kevin usually holds his liquor better than he holds his secrets but Andrew thought he knew everyone Kevin has known since Palmetto State and he’d remember if this guy had been in the Nest.

     

    “He’s never mentioned you,” Andrew says.

     

    “I rarely mention him,” Neil replies easily.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Andrew eyes the trail of crimson. “You’re still bleeding.”

    “I’m not staying here,” the merman snarls, giving Andrew a glare that would kill lesser, unaccustomed men. Andrew ignores it because he gets that look all the time.

    But it gives Andrew a glimpse of just how blue the merman’s eyes are—a color so deep and alluring, he has to rack his brain to remember if merfolk’s eyes having hypnotizing qualities.

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    One gloomy day, Andrew saves an injured merman. Having said merman heal in Andrew's bathtub was not part of the original plan.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Hunched over the toilet bowl in a stall of one of the math building’s bathrooms, staring at the petals floating across the water’s surface, Neil is once again painfully aware of how naive he is to the real danger he’s in.

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    OR Neil and Andrew never promised each other love. Neil deals with things as he always does, by completely ignoring the issue.

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Neil's new life in New York City is loud and overwhelming. He's barely making things work with a roommate whose just on the edge of too much, a shitty apartment that can't seem to retain any heat, and a never ending job hunt that keeps coming up empty. What he doesn't expect to find in New York is something to keep him from floating away. It ends up finding him anyway.

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    08 Jul 2026