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The pureblood courting season is here. But when the Ministry decides to allow muggleborns to participate, the extravagant festivities morph into a dangerous affair. Despite their mutual loathing, the Head Boy and Girl are forced to cooperate in an increasingly elaborate charade.
An aged-up Hogwarts AU where Voldemort was defeated at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, featuring courtship rituals, sinister secrets, and sworn enemies who might become so much more...
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10 Jun 2026
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Title: Courting Trouble
Author: quicknotesquimSummary:
The pureblood courting season is here. But when the Ministry decides to allow muggleborns to participate, the extravagant festivities morph into a dangerous affair. Despite their mutual loathing, the Head Boy and Girl are forced to cooperate in an increasingly elaborate charade.An aged-up Hogwarts AU where Voldemort was defeated at the end of the Triwizard Tournament, featuring courtship rituals, sinister secrets, and sworn enemies who might become so much more...
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Hello and welcome to the fic idea that's kept me awake at night the past eight months. If you liked my other fics but want to see me take on a Hogwarts-era enemies to lovers with a glacial burn, you're in the right place.Thank you to the alphabeta team of my dreams, who I do not deserve: FidgetScribbles and Misdemeanor1331. Without you both, I'd be even more of a mess. Love you to the moon and back <3
Also thank you to Wanderingfair and ottersholdinghands for cheerreading the first couple chapters. I can't believe I have such generous friends, and I hope you'll allow me to return the favor!
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Rating: Explicit
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: F/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationship: Hermione Granger/Draco MalfoyCharacters:
Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, Gregory Goyle, Vincent Crabbe, Daphne Greengrass Theodore Nott, Blaise Zabini, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown, Millicent Bulstrode, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Horace Slughorn, Sybill Trelawney, Sirius Black, Crookshanks (Harry Potter), Original Cat Character(s)Additional Tags:
Fake/Pretend Relationship, Forced Cohabitation, Courtship, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Head Boy Draco Malfoy, Head Girl Hermione Granger, Enemies to Lovers, Slow Burn, Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Hogwarts Seventh Year, Hogwarts Starts at 15 - Everyone is in their 20s, Because of Reasons, Dark Academia, POV Draco Malfoy, POV Hermione Granger, Possessive Draco Malfoy, Toxic Draco Malfoy, The Cruel Prince-Inspired Draco Malfoy, Ballerina Hermione Granger, Neurodivergent Hermione Granger, Sensory Overload, Eventual Smut, Mildly Dubious Consent, Kink Exploration, Blindfolds, The filthiest kink of all: feelings, Sentient Hogwarts, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, Hot Goyle agenda, BAMF Daphne Greengrass, Fairy Goth-Father Sirius Black, Chaotic Theodore Nott, by god is that Neville Longbottom with a steel chair? Potions, Divination, Ballroom Dancing, Adventure & Romanc, eall this and a plot too! terfs: buzz off forever, Poly rep, background OCs because the population math isn't mathing, miscommunication but only because they're lying (to themselves and each other), Happy Ending, GUWD StuffLanguage: English
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Hermione is Undersecretary to the Minister, and she is tired.
Her husband isn't supportive.
When someone starts sending threats to her office, her old school bully is assigned to protect her.
Chaos, sexual tension and intrigue ensue.
Hermione has to make a call that will change everything.Bookmarked by WriteyAphrodite
26 May 2026
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Title: Under Pressure
Author: alibigbootsSummary:
Hermione is Undersecretary to the Minister, and she is tired.
Her husband isn't supportive.
When someone starts sending threats to her office, her old school bully is assigned to protect her.
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Much Ado About Notthing by LongLight106 for SerpentsandSkulls
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2025
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After an emotionally exhausting antipodean winter, Hermione is finally back at Hogwarts preparing for eighth year when Harry's explosive coming out in an American club derails his auror career and sends him back to school.
Draco sees an opportunity to set his best friend Theo Nott up with his longtime crush, Harry Potter. If only he and Granger could find a way to work together on the challenge...
Theo is here for a green-eyed hunk of magic (and chaos).
As always, Harry has no idea what is going on.
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Bookmarked by WriteyAphrodite
08 Apr 2026
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Title: Much Ado About Notthing
Author: LongLight106Summary:
After an emotionally exhausting antipodean winter, Hermione is finally back at Hogwarts preparing for eighth year when Harry's explosive coming out in an American club derails his auror career and sends him back to school.Draco sees an opportunity to set his best friend Theo Nott up with his longtime crush, Harry Potter. If only he and Granger could find a way to work together on the challenge...
Theo is here for a green-eyed hunk of magic (and chaos).
As always, Harry has no idea what is going on.
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For SerpentsandSkulls.
In response to a prompt by beckysbooktok in the Nott Your Typical Gift Exchange 2025 collection.
Prompt:Prompt: Dramione, NottPott side pairing, eighth year, Christmas, Theo is a little shit.
With thanks to Kisses_K and Sportfucker for the beta reads, LyraMBlack for the .gif help, the exchange organizers, and Christopher Marlowe.
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Healer Hermione Granger has survived war, bureaucracy, and fourteen separate fundraising galas for her experimental research at St. Mungoes. None of that prepared her for an onslaught of increasingly unhinged letters from Narcissa Malfoy.
Now she’s halfway across Romania, tasked with dragging Narcissa's dragon-hunting, dirt-streaked son back home.
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29 Mar 2026
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Title: For What He's Worth
Author: kitleonardSummary:
Healer Hermione Granger has survived war, bureaucracy, and fourteen separate fundraising galas for her experimental research at St. Mungoes. None of that prepared her for an onslaught of increasingly unhinged letters from Narcissa Malfoy.Now she’s halfway across Romania, tasked with dragging Narcissa's dragon-hunting, dirt-streaked son back home.
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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29 Mar 2026
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Title: Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse
Author: rizzlewritesSummary:
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).