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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Hank Anderson wants nothing more than he has right now: working a quiet night shift, watching shows with his kid on weekends, walking his dog, and generally not having to give a fuck. The dull peacefulness of his life is interrupted when an android sent by the USPS makes it his mission that Hank receives his mail daily - which Hank has been dodging for years, because physical post should be obsolete and, also, see the bit about not giving a fuck. Unfortunately, this RK800 - called Connor - only cares about the requirements of his mission, which tell him to ensure legal and timely delivery of the mail, no matter what's in his way.

    Hank thinks Connor needs to obey the instructions of the humans around him. Connor knows he needs to accomplish his objectives. Somehow between the two of them, they fuck up a whole lot of shit before they slowly develop a truly meaningful understanding.

    Expect unexpected deliveries, sprinklers in your face, begrudging trips to both kinds of hospitals, a lot of embarrassingly confusing questions, Rube Goldberg traps, extensive apologies, a lot of exploration of what it means to be human, and a bunch of ridiculous bullshit. Created by epicqtefail and sevdrag for the 2024 DBH RBB.

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    29 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Richard was made to be one thing—a child, a predator, happy—and became another to survive, and then, to go above and beyond survival and dominate. Richard will insist—this is often, he has rules, you must know them—that he does not aspire to go beyond his place. That he is not ambitious.
    You may not believe this. You likely know Richard. Is he not, if anything, a lion?
    (“You’re not much more than food for us,” he had said, which is an exaggeration and not.)

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    14 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 15

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    After 200 years of being hungry, Astarion finally has an opportunity to try all of the delicacies Faerûn has to offer. It’ll require some forgiven social blunders, occasional accidental poisoning, and a research-oriented dietician who is up for the challenge of helping one severely traumatized Vampire Spawn learn how to trust himself and others. Maybe he’ll find a favorite food along the way.

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    09 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    In which Connor continues to put his work before himself, Sixty is forced to undergo the mortifying ordeal of accepting affection, and Nines learns a thing or two about troubleshooting.

    (Sequel to See the Metal Heal and Grow, Almost Alive but can be read alone)

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    28 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    After a string of bad decisions leaves GV200 without a place to stay, he ends up crashing with the last person he’d ever want to live with: Special Agent Nines.

    Cold, clinical, and somehow more robotic than any android he’s ever met, Nines seems to take a certain pleasure in making him feel small. But GV starts noticing the cracks in this polished exterior: the sleepless nights, the skipped meals, the relentless refusal to ask for help. He always thought Nines was untouchable. Above it all. But his pedestal is beginning to teeter—and it’s a long way down. (Reverse!AU)

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    26 Nov 2025