Wheezing_Joe
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Crowley is insane and delusional if he thinks Castiel is just going to join him on some stupid case like they’re buddies.
(Crowley is insane and delusional full-stop, but that’s besides the point).
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In which Dean Winchester cannot communicate, dumbass choices are made, text messages are ignored, and Castiel joins Crowley on some stupid case.
…They’re still not buddies, though. No matter what Crowley says.
Featuring: Misuse of Angel Radio! Dave the bunny rabbit! Tennessee's most ostentatious funeral home! And more!
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Fanart based on "Kiss and Tell" by Mithen
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found it over in the corner (wadded up on the bedroom floor) by Wheezing_Joe
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
01 Jun 2024
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Sam is still looking at him expectantly, waiting for his translation, and Castiel stares blankly at the tablet for a moment, contemplating his situation. He’d like to phrase this delicately, but he’s painfully aware of just how much that is not his strong suit. All he can manage is a grimace before Sam catches the scent of impending disaster and begins to fidget.
“What is it?”
“Well,” Castiel replies, mind going unhelpfully and uncharacteristically blank as his body temperature continues to rise and his insides begin to feel sort of funny. “We need to have sex or we’re going to die.”
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OR-- Sam and Cas find themselves in your typical, run of the mill, fuck or die scenario. They fuck, they don't die, and then (as if that wasn't enough) they must do their best to hide this all from an increasingly suspicious Dean.
[Not a Sastiel fic; Destiel centric]
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The Ol' Switcheroo (Or: Shang Tsung Encounters an Airplane) by Wheezing_Joe
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games)
26 Nov 2023
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The voice sounds oddly familiar, but through the static on the line Kenshi can’t quite pinpoint why.
“Ah. Funny story,” Johnny says. “You’ll never guess who I woke up next to this morning.”
“Raiden?” Kung Lao sounds hopeful.
"Hah. Unfortunately not.”
Kenshi furrows his brows, confused. “What do you mean ‘unfortunately not?’”
“Calm down, Scarecrow, I still love you most of all.” Johnny chuckles. “I just think he would have been more pleasant than Shang Tsung.”
The one where Shang Tsung's magic ruins a perfectly good weekend. In his defense, it is an accident.
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They still turn to Price before they climb into the helo. As their captain, it's on Price to make this decision. They won’t leave Soap for anything less than a command.
“Let’s move out. That’s an order.”
Or: A glimpse into the thoughts of Gaz, Price, and Ghost in the wake of Soap’s “death.”
Alternate POV to “can’t keep johnny down,” but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 2 of and they can't keep johnny down
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Self Care (PODFIC) by TiredAndAwake24_7 for Wheezing_Joe
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Apr 2024
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If Soap weren't completely in love with one Simon “Ghost” Riley, he would probably kill him.
He might still do. He hasn’t decided yet.
To be fair, he’s still in shock. It all happened so suddenly.
OR— Ghost, back from a six day mission, collapses from exhaustion in the middle of a conversation with Soap. It's about as pathetic as it sounds.
Bookmarked by Wheezing_Joe
21 Apr 2024
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Self Care (PODFIC) by TiredAndAwake24_7
Published: 2024-04-21
Work/Series ID: 55355587Relationship Tags:
Work/Series Summary:
If Soap weren't completely in love with one Simon “Ghost” Riley, he would probably kill him.
He might still do. He hasn’t decided yet.
To be fair, he’s still in shock. It all happened so suddenly.
OR— Ghost, back from a six day mission, collapses from exhaustion in the middle of a conversation with Soap. It's about as pathetic as it sounds.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2025/11/10