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“You’re drunk,” Ilya interrupted. He sounded amused, at least.
“No, nope, ‘m not,” Shane insisted, wincing at the slurring he could hear in his own voice. “I had a couple drinks. That’s all. I still wanna…come over,” he said, lowering his voice conspiratorially.
“So why are you calling me, Hollander?” Ilya sounded so sexy it was stupid. The way his accent curled like smoke around Shane’s last name made his face flush and his stomach flutter.
“Uh.” He blinked, and inhaled sharply through his nose. Why was he calling? “I…want you.”
Ilya’s laugh was sexy, too. Fuck him. “I know you do. Get a car and come over here now, before I change my mind and go to sleep.”
Or: Shane gets drunk while out with the team in Boston, but he still wants to keep his plans with Ilya.
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“I just…wanted to know if you’d be interested in trying something. It’s totally okay if you’re not into the idea, obviously.”
Ilya’s ears perked up. He’d had some of the best sex of his life following basically those exact words. He rested his head on Shane’s shoulder, reaching over to take his hand. “Keep talking.”
“Well, we have another week here together, and I was thinking. What if you could, uh. Have sex with me whenever you wanted?” Shane asked quietly, turning his hand over in Ilya’s so they were palm to palm, lacing their fingers together. “And I couldn’t say no? Or I mean, I could say it, but you wouldn’t listen.”
Ilya inhaled sharply and lifted his head from Shane’s shoulder, studying him. He looked tense, but hopeful. Eager. “I would like that,” he enunciated carefully, squeezing Shane’s hand.
Or: during their second summer at the cottage, Shane suggests trying out free use. Ilya is, predictably, all for it.
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“You are like a puppy,” he said, taking Shane’s face in both hands. “Shchenok. Even sounds like your name, a little.”
“Uh-uh.” He turned his head, nuzzling Ilya’s palm and then sucking his pinky finger into his mouth, eyes falling shut in contentment.
“You know what happens to mouthy puppies?” he asked, soft and dark, watching as one of Shane’s eyes slid open and refocused on him. “They get muzzled. Cannot get anything in their mouths. Then they learn.”
Or: Shane likes to bite. Ilya decides to muzzle him about it.
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After he sent the photos, he changed into workout clothes and went for a run, determined to ignore his phone for a while.
That lasted until he was about halfway done and his phone buzzed three times in rapid succession. He fumbled it out of his pocket and glanced down as he ran, easing up on his pace just a little so he could read Ilya’s messages.
The first message was just ‘fuck’ followed by a drooling emoji.
Then: ‘all of that for me??’
Finally: ‘you have given me many dirty ideas, Jane’
Or: the next installment of Shane and Ilya’s adventures in lingerie.
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- Part 8 of guilty pleasure
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“Hollander, has anyone ever told you that your dick is huge?” he asked as he jerked it slowly, watching Shane’s face turn from pink to red, the flush spreading exquisitely down his bare chest.
“I- not in exactly those words,” he demurred. “But. Yeah.”
“So big, and what do you do with it? Hm?” Ilya murmured, swiping his thumb over the head. “You don’t even fuck anybody. You like being fucked too much.”
“Shut up,” Shane panted, and his cock twitched in Ilya’s grasp.
Or: Shane has a big dick, and Ilya teases him for it.
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Shane & Ilya’s adventures in lingerie. Written chronologically, but each more or less functions as a oneshot.
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hope springs eternal [PODFICS] by ponytailflint (HaulAway), WeeBeastie
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Coming this fall to ABC… MLH star Shane Hollander is The Bachelor!
Bachelor Nation, we have one question: will you accept this rose?
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27 Apr 2026
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call me, any, anytime by deletethekisses (orangejoose)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Apr 2026
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“Oh, fuck off,” he snaps. “I don’t want to do this right now, Rozanov.”
“Then why did you pick up?” Rozanov asks, voice still low. He asks it as if he doesn’t need an answer.
Ilya calls Shane whenever he wants. Shane doesn’t know why he always answers.
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21 Apr 2026
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I am so late to this fandom that I completely missed the dreamwidth kink meme. There was an "Ilya lactation" prompt over there ("Pick your reason (omegaverse, magic, med side effect) but I just want those luscious tits of his producing milk. Prefer with Shane, but open to other pairings. with or without mpreg") that just seemed like a missed opportunity for two weird compulsions to suit each other perfectly.
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“You are tit man, Hollander!” Ilya sounds delighted.
Shane cringes, “Oh, that’s gross! Don’t say that!”
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- Part 1 of Hawksley Rivalry
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flushed by probablylily for WeeBeastie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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"Baby," Ilya coos, moving his hands to guide Shane's hips. "You need to slow down, or you are going to come like this."
"No," Shane whines. "No, I'm not. M'fine… just give me a minute." The words come out mushed, slurred together and obscured by Shane's heavy breathing. "We're gonna, we're gonna have sex. I need you inside me."
"Okay," Ilya says, disbelieving.
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A drunk, handsy Shane chases his release on Ilya's lap
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15 Apr 2026
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Jane: You can’t come over. I’m sick.
Ilya: u played hockey tonight but 2 sick to get fucked? strange
Jane: Fuck You.
Jane: It’s just a cold, playing hockey was fine.
Jane: I’m just gross.
Ilya: u r always gross i dont mind)))
Jane: You’re such a fucking child. Do whatever you want.
Ilya: be there in 30 😍
Jane: 🙄Series
- Part 1 of mean dom ilya week
- Part 1 of dcu (daddy cinematic universe)
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