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    Ethan finally turned away from the game and made his way over to Shane to press up against his back as Shane slipped his shoes on. Shane turned in his arms to kiss Ethan, but as he brought his face closer, Ethan laughed and pulled back to look at him.

    “Wait, you’re not really gonna wear those ugly reading glasses to dinner, are you?”

    Shane’s face flushed as he reached up and took his glasses off before setting them on the side table next to the door. A loud noise startled him and he looked over to see that Ilya had tossed his game controller onto the coffee table haphazardly. He stood up abruptly, nostrils flared and mouth pinched into a tight line as he stalked off to his bedroom, muttering something in Russian along the way.

    or, Shane has a shitty boyfriend that Ilya can't stand because he's in love with him and everyone in the house knows but Shane.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya’s thirty-fifth birthday is around the corner. Shane is freaking out because he hasn’t been able to get the Bad Bunny tickets for Ilya’s surprise birthday trip.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Spoilers for The Long Game. Post-Canon.

    The start of Ottawa's season feels like a promise. Ilya finally has all the people he loves in one place, a team that can keep up with him, the whole world knows he and Shane love each other, and they have the sweetest, most perfect dog. So why is he so nervous about their first game against Montreal?

    AKA Protective Ilya Rozanov momentarily forgets his husband is still the hockey prodigy he fell in love with at first freckle in Saskatchewan.

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    08 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    09 May 2026

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    Shane and Jackie both nearly jumped out of their skin when they heard a loud, metallic bang from across the park. The whole park was suddenly quiet, and the following few seconds felt like they were stretched into minutes. Shane quickly turned around and looked at the playground for his kids, instinctively needing to make sure they were okay. His eyes found them quickly, and relief briefly filled his body. Both kids apparently in one piece and accounted for.

    He kept looking around, his feet now picking up speed as they numbly carried him forward.

    Shane felt a sudden rush of cold over his body. “Where’s Ilya?” he quietly said to himself. He knew Ilya would’ve stayed near their son. So where was he?

     

    OR: Ilya is more than used to hockey injuries. This time, however, his most recent concussion happens off the ice and involves his own child, and no one in the Hollander-Rozanov family handles it well.

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    11 Jun 2026

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