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Wednesday shrugged off their dumb pranks but she was not gonna let them get away without a taste of payback.
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26 Jun 2026
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Sometimes when you barge into your partner's room unannounced, you get a little more than you bargained for. In a really, really good way.
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25 Jun 2026
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There were many words that could be used to describe Sherlock Holmes, but Joan was certain "prude" wasn't one of them. He was still standing in the same spot though, looking at her and then away and then back again. Pointedly not at the table.
"Sherlock," Joan finally said, into the ringing silence. "Have you thought about fucking me over this table?"
He blinked once, twice, then opened his mouth and said, "Of course I have. I've thought about fucking you on literally every horizontal surface in this building. Also the vertical ones. And the improbable ones. I'm very imaginative."
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25 Jun 2026
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“Most people don’t read my contract that closely,” Joan said, and Sherlock gave an internal sigh of relief.
“Most people don’t pay enough attention as it is,”A what if scenario inspired by the scene with Alistair at the restaurant in the episode Flight Risk; what if Watson’s “full service” contract did actually include sex?
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25 Jun 2026
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Unstick by leap_of_faith13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Jan 2026
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One of the first few times that Deadpool and Spider-Man fight each other, Peter accidentally hyper-sticks them to a wall. Naturally, the only way out of that is with some reluctant sex! But, after Deadpool does Spider-Man a favor, he feels a little used (and copes with it in a super healthy murderous way).
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'"Are you going to let me give you head and get us down from this fucking wall, or what?”
Peter sighed loudly and his whole body sagged. Wade could feel the despair radiating off of him. Jesus, it wasn’t like he was proposing a death march. What’s a little head between mortal enemies trying to kill each other?'
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22 Jun 2026
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The things we bring home from war by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have an uneasy truce that allows them to coexist in the same city despite their differences. Then Peter accidentally brings Deadpool home, one shiny piece at a time.
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22 Jun 2026
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All the Funny Edges by TheSoundEngineer
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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Peter’s having one of those days. The kind only Peter Parker could have—where everything that can go wrong, does. But sometimes, the universe throws him a bone. This time, that bone happens to be 6'5", mouthy, wrapped head-to-toe in red leather and kevlar with a Spider-Man obsession.
Lucky Peter. Maybe.
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18 Jun 2026
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It was an unfortunate situation, to say the least.
A bullet may or may not have ended up in his shoulder. Despite his best efforts. Despite Wade’s, too.
or: Peter gets shot, Wade takes advantage of the situation in a slightly fucked up way but everyone has a good time!
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17 Jun 2026
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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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12 Jun 2026
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I Saw Your Face While I Was Out by Mojorr
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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“Spidey, Babe,” Deadpool stood up now, his hands placating, “The only reason I don’t already know your identity is that I think it’ll ruin my chances to tap that if I don’t let you tell me yourself. And I like a bit of a slow burn, identity reveal, okay? Sue me.”
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Peter is teaching Deadpool how to be less violent, and Deadpool is teaching Peter how to keep Spider-Man a well-kept secret. Mutual pining and superhero shenanigans ensue!
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09 Jun 2026
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The Sneeze by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Peter has recently come down with an awful cold. After having his identity revealed in such a horrifyingly embarrassing way, his life is opened up to Deadpool. It is far from what Peter wants, but it is what he needs. Wade gets a look into the life of the man he has idolized for years, becoming more and more shocked by how Peter lives.
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09 Jun 2026
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Peter is horny as fuck and takes it out on Wade, who happily indulges his favorite bug <3
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08 Jun 2026
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Slowly Woven Together by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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"Alright, sweetums. Let’s get that nose of yours back in its original spot.”
He grabs the kids face gently, tilting his head towards himself. Wade takes his thumb and–wait–what the fuck?
Wade tilts his head to the side in utter confusion as he tries to understand what in the shit fuck is happening right now. Not only is his nose magically unbroken, but the black eye has faded into a lighter shade and his split lip looks less swollen. He runs a thumb over his nose gently to check to see if it's indeed intact, leaning in close with a quizzical frown. All Wade can find is the yellowish hue of a healing bruise that was once there. Is he a mutant with a healing factor? How many mutants does he know? Not exactly many. How many mutants does he know that are as pretty as this? His eyes scan down the length of his body, trying to figure out the puzzle in front of him on the table. He’s just missing some pieces…What is he not seeing?
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08 Jun 2026
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The Outsider by OdeToTruth
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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Following a mission gone haywire, Spiderman returns home, just to discover a mutation in his genes has happened, and he’s begun to develop violent outbursts in his sleep.
Desperate for help, he confides in Deadpool, who offers his surveillance services.
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08 Jun 2026
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ANACONDA by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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In which a giant slime monster plays a direct role in Peter's sex life (but not like that).
or, Peter embarks on a journey of self-discovery.
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04 Jun 2026
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Priceless Exchanges by A_Slitherer
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
04 Nov 2025
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If you had went up to Naberius Kalego and told him that he would be summoned to the human world by incompetent parents who wanted to sell him their son, Kalego would’ve either flung you across the room with Cerberus, yelled at you for wasting his time, or asked where you had gotten drugs strong enough to induce such thoughts because he wanted some. Life with Opera and the Chairdemon warranted some after all.
But now, with a rather petrified human fledgling in his room, Kalego wishes he had taken that made up warning seriously.
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Basically another ‘what if?’ Where Kalego is summoned instead of Sullivan to be sold Iruma’s soul, most of you have seen plenty of these and I’m getting brain rot from them so I’m here making my own. Let’s see how long this’ll last before my depression takes this fanfic away from me:’]
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- Part 2 of Of Golden Chains, Velvet Petals, and Purple Pendants
- Part 1 of Mairimashita! Iruma-kun fics
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14 May 2026
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Web Me Like One of Your French Girls by whocares321
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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“Christ, all you ever do is talk.” Spidey groans, slowly dragging his clothed hard-on against Wade’s firm muscles, up and down. “Makes me wanna shove my cock down your throat," He mumbles, barely moving his lips, "put that mouth to use.”
A pleasant wave of warmth washes over Wade at the thought. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,”
Only a few lucky ducks know that Wade’s title as the ‘Merc with a Mouth’ is a bit of a double entendre. He means to add Spidey’s name to that file.
OR: Peter webs Wade to the bed and uses him to get himself off.
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12 May 2026
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Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer) by i_hate_pangolins
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 May 2026
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“I mean golly Petey, look at that! Talk about a bubble but, do you think Spidey's gotten a BBL? Cus plastic or not I’d tap that hunk-a-junk any day.” he looks back at the picture in his hand with a dreamy sigh. “Anywho! What's your experience like with boudoir shoots?”
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Peter becomes Deadpool's boudoir photographer because he needs the money. Meanwhile, he and Deadpool get closer as their superhero selves while (trying to) work together to figure what's going on with the newest mystery in New York City.Absolutely NO AI was used when writing this, FUCK THAT.
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12 May 2026
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In The Eye Of The Beholder by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
24 Oct 2021
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"I mean, look at me, Kalego-kun, who would want to sleep with this?"
And, oh, that made Kalego furious. Absolutely bristling with rage, that Balam thought about himself like that, that people might have given him reason to think like that, that he couldn't see himself the way Kalego saw him, had always seen him…
And it was because of this incandescent fury that Kalego snapped, without even a moment's thought:"I would! In a heartbeat!"
Or: Balam makes a self-deprecating comment about his own desirability, which Kalego instantly objects to. And if Balam won't believe his words alone, he'll just have to put his money where his mouth is... and said mouth onto Balam.
This isn't about love, it's just about proving to Balam that he's attractive and desirable - and the fact that Kalego has been in love with him since their school days is absolutely irrelevant to this discussion, of course...- Language:
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29 Apr 2026
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Please Patch this Gluttonous Void by YazziyousDaydreamer
Fandoms: 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Manga), 魔入りました! 入間くん | Mairimashita! Iruma-kun | Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun (Anime)
22 Apr 2026
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Iruma really wished he had just listened to Azz and hadn't entered that classroom, but how was he to know that it could have potentially life-ending consequences?
After Balam drags him to the teacher's lounge in a total panic about him not having any wings, Iruma is completely convinced he's done for. Instead, he has teachers panicking and out for blood at seeing the damage done to his back. It's not like it's that big of a deal, it's just some scars. Then he finds out about grounding and suddenly there is something about his grandpa not filing the permits to buy him and he's stuck living with the teachers?! More specifically, mostly Balam and Kalego until they can figure out who he's going to be adopted by.
Then, to make Iruma's life even more hectic, he finds out there are all these weird dynamics and behaviors that come with them, and he's somehow one of these dynamics and the only omega in an entire class of mostly Alphas?! Yeah, Iruma really wishes he had Just listened.
But on a nicer note, he is pretty sure Kalego doesn't hate him and is just a grouchy crypted.
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26 Apr 2026