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“You killed him!” Naomi, terrible Spanish accent learnt from the soap operas that Sally is now rather regretting allowing her to watch, accuses. “The man I married, the love of my life, is dead because of you!”
For a moment, the train cabin is silent. Sally, absolutely mortified, prays to all the saints whose names she can remember that the vigilantes just decide to leave, but they instead sit there silently, staring at her granddaughter from behind their motionless masks.
Then, Nightwing swings around in his seat to pin Red Hood with an outraged look.
“You killed my husband?!”
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and I‘m reminded of the simple life (where I work and just be used) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2026
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Shang Qinghua is so stupid for assuming anything in the first place. He should know better by now, shouldn't he?
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- Part 25 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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so let the thermals lift you higher (as you hold yourself still) by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2026
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A one in a billion chance, mostly known only because of legends, wings are for cultivators who are a shimmering diamond in a pig trough. Cultivators who work themselves to the bone in the face of all adversity and live and breath the adage of righteousness.
Shang Qinghua isn’t that at all.
In fact, he’s the exact opposite.
(A compilation of my Wings!AU that I started over on tumblr and might/probably will add more to later).
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- Part 26 of Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now)
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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[Update stalled. Reconfiguring….] by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2025
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Waking up to the same message every day is exhausting. Ming Fan tiredly opens his eyes, stands up, and prepares for the day.
His martial family all watch him very closely, preparing for the inevitable event in which he once again falls back to sleep without warning.
It’s the same… always the same…
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Recent series
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Everyone Loves Shang Qinghua (My Canon Now) by Vodkassassin
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2026
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A collection of all my Shang Qinghua-centric fics. Some are sort of interconnected of some AU or other, but most can be read standalone. These are not in any sort of chronological order.
- Words:
- 167,916
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- 26
- Bookmarks:
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The Cale Henituse Protection Squad by Vodkassassin
Fandom 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
19 Nov 2023
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Cale Henituse is the Roan Kingdom’s — no, the Western Continent’s most eligible and desirable bachelor.
To Cale, this means absolutely nothing and is something that should be ignored at all costs.
To everyone else, realizing that these greedy nobles and people like them will do almost anything to possibly catch the internationally revered commander-nim for themselves…
Well. It’s laughable that they’d allow it to ever get that far.- Words:
- 22,196
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TCF/LCF Prompts by Vodkassassin
Fandom 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
08 Jan 2023
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- 2,090
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Kakashi travels back in time and lands himself in his seven year old body. He doesn’t really... fit it, anymore, which causes some problems.
TLDR; he’s so Done just let him rest. god damn
- Words:
- 97,233
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- 733
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Thousand Step Soul Restoration BETA Program by TesseraFrost, Vodkassassin
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2021
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A transmigration fic where MXY is transmigrated into Scum Villain's GYX and actually gets friends!
- Words:
- 4,673
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We could have been a great many things-- by Constant_Vacillation for MysteryMoth
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2026
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Tim may or may not be a stalker. He hasn't quite decided yet. Like, yes, he stalks Jason Todd... but Jason Todd is dead...
Maybe Informant was a better word for him.
Without Jason around to photograph, he didn't have many options left. Yet, if there was anything ever true about Tim Drake, it was his need to insert himself in Batman's life, even if that meant forcing Batman to Batman.
And if Batman wanted him to get intel on Red Hood, then he supposed he would... No one said anything about not dating him too...
(Or, Informant Tim x Red Hood Jason where they start dating before Tim knows it's Jason and then stuff happens that moves plot.)
Bookmarked by Vodkassassin
13 Jun 2026
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Some douchebag influencer decides to challenge one of the Waynes to an MMA fight, and he goes with Tim. There's a big public announcement, making a big deal of it, mockingly suggesting the Waynes can donate the proceeds to charity, so long as Tim gets in the ring with him, and people are like, Tim? Really? And there's a huge kerfuffle, people calling the influencer out for going after someone way smaller than him and people egging him on. The Batfam, however? They find it incredibly funny, especially when Tim gets labeled as a Robin Fanboy. ((Tumblr prompt))
Bookmarked by Vodkassassin
12 Jun 2026
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The Family by hurtcomfort
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
09 Apr 2026
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The team meets each member of the bat family. They have concerns and opinions.
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- Part 2 of Feds and Bats
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11 Jun 2026
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Lost in the Universe by hurtcomfort
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 May 2026
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Bruce is lost in time and now Tim is in the wrong universe. Who the hell are the Avengers?
Bookmarked by Vodkassassin
11 Jun 2026
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NOT My Hero Academia by Cuttime
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 May 2026
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"Neither of us will be missed," Tim said with a manic smile as he rushed towards the other man, and suddenly they were both free-falling because Tim had just tackled him into the malfunctioning portal all the while cackling like they weren't about to die.
Ha, guess I'll really only sleep when I'm dead.
Moments before he hit the ground, he closed his eyes and sighed, preparing to meet the end. But then, he felt a strange pull and he was floating, weightless for a second before falling again until he actually hit the ground with a small oomph.
He opened his eyes to a wary man holding out some sort of floating scarf and watching him intensely, waiting, and blinked. "Where am I?"
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Tim Drake did not expect to open his eyes ever again, but finds himself in the world of MHA instead of dying.- Language:
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11 Jun 2026