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Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.
And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.
Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.
That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.
From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.
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30 May 2026
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Sasuke put the glass down, he’d entertained this enough. They were being pulled out into treacherous waters.
"I don't date," Sasuke heard himself say. The words were out before his brain could catch up, tumbling into the space between them with more force than he'd intended.
"Alright," Naruto said quietly. "I-don't-date-Sasuke. I'm not expecting you to owe me anything." He paused, letting the words settle. "I have a proposition for you. A business proposition."
Sasuke stared at him.
"Are you—" He stopped. Swallowed. Started again. "Are you asking me to have sex with you? For money?"
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04 May 2026
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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01 May 2026
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Friday night shifts at the Slactuar Mini-Mart have consistently proven to be a mixed bag of strange experiences. It’s a twenty four hour establishment only a few blocks from a couple of the most popular bars in the downtown area, after all.
So, a couple of drunks stumbling in at three in the morning? To be expected.
Those couple of drunks being the prince of the entire goddamned country and a giggling blond? Less expected.
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01 Feb 2026
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Sasuke didn’t have a lot of personal belongings. Sure, he owned things but he doubted that stuff like the couch or a table counted. Anything could be discarded and replaced, so he didn’t think much about it.
It wasn’t until he spilled water on his camera that he realized how much it mattered to him.
Or, Sasuke is a single parent and a visit to the repair shop leads him to an old friend.
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29 Nov 2025