Ustoleit
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There’s something wrong with the person wearing the Croissant Cookie suit. There’s something wrong with the suit itself, in fact.
A disgusting, rotten, squelching wrong.
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The Divine One has a Favorite by Ustoleit
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), トモダチコレクション 新生活 | Tomodachi Life
09 May 2026
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string gum-mii gets a little close with the player, and gets further away from the other miis. eventually, everyone living on the island will have to question exactly what the divine one is to them.
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Please, Handsome, Don’t Be Coy (Come On, Fuck Me, Emo Boy) by Ustoleit
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Dec 2025
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In which Croissant… is a closeted monsterfucker.
An NSFW character-driven fanfic in which you get to see Croissant’s thought process.
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A short one-shot about String Gummy and his sweet, inanimate plushie girlfriend.
String Gummy, after a long day, find comfort in Floppy, his girlfriend who also happens to be a stuffed rabbit toy. -
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HEAVILY INSPIRED OFF OF ANGEL_BEE_BLUE’S “MADE FOR LOVE, NOT WITH IT” FIC IN THEIR SPRING COOKIE RUN SMUTSHOTS!!
String Gummy Cookie has been lonely ever since the world went to the robots, living a lonely, unfulfilling life in his dirty bunker. Despite his utter hatred for the creatures who ruined the world, he can't keep himself from trying and trying again to make one of his own. For companionship.
CR01554NT, meanwhile, just wants to find who she is and make her creator happy."Carefully we'll place for our destiny,
You came, and you took this heart and set it free.
Every word you write or sing is so warm to me, so warm to me.
I'm torn, I'm torn to be right where you are." - He is We, "I Wouldn't Mind"
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Cookie Time Cafe - FNaF Cookie Run AU by Ustoleit
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Jun 2025
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Loosely connected fanfictions about my AU, Cookie Time Cafe. A FNaF/Cookie Run AU where the TBD cookies are animatronics that are part of a chain of establishments. Some fics are canon. Some fics are not. Those that aren’t will probably be stated outright.
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It’s hard to be a good director when the only example you’ve ever had is the pinnacle of what you want to avoid.
But, hey… Croissant would never be anything like Timekeeper. Ever.
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22 Jun 2026
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OUUUUUGGHHHH this fanfic fucking kills me in such a good way every time. I can’t believe I didn’t add it to my favorite bookmarks before its so fucking GOOOOOD
Good LORD. The descriptions the plot the. AAAAAAUUGH. It’s so distressing and that’s the POINT. It’s supposed to make you feel uncomfortable and horrified and it does it PERFECTLY. You truly do feel like you’re seeing in DCroi’s madness. To me, this is the ideal Director Croissant portrayal. She needs to be a little fucked up. As a treat.
In short: good fucking lord. These pastries can go INSANE!Best enjoyed with and represented by… hm. There was a drink here, but now all there’s just shards of glass. What was in the cup? I don’t know.
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Requested by EpicPersonCool
Baby came out into the world for the first time. She was grateful it was with some one special.If you don't ship them keep it to yourself please.
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08 Apr 2026
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This fanfic is here because, long ago, little baby me’s whole world was changed. This fanfic single-handedly shaped the entire way I drew things in my FNaF AU, the relationships in media I like to be human x non-human, and even stuck with me years after I stopped being as into FNaF as I was.
It’s one of my favorites of all time, and I’m not shy to say it. The Two Ways of Trust was my favorite when I was younger, and therefore is one of my favorites now.
This fanfic shall be represented by a sweet vanilla cone, sprinkled with rainbow and drizzled with chocolate syrup and gummy bears. Yum! -
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It should have been a simple case: Soulstones were taken from the kingdom's vault. Almond Cookie takes the case, only to quickly discover things are significantly more complicated than they appear.
When his daughter arrives in town with her own case to solve, they work together to solve the two cases, only for things to quickly go over their heads.Two Cookies have gone missing, and the detective searching for them has disappeared as well. Walnut Cookie thinks she'll be the one to finally crack the case, even with the risk of becoming the next missing Cookie.
Will Walnut and Almond Cookie be able to bring the culprit to justice? Or could they be next to disappear?Series
- Part 1 of Galletaeia
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08 Apr 2026
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This is a very long and very great Cookie Run fanfic. Although I’m out of the fandom now, this fanfic is still up there in my all-times. Even though I originally read it for the TBD, I ended up enjoying the fanfic before they were even introduced and after. I will admit the sequel (somehow) didn’t hit as hard for me but the first of the Galletaeia series will always be a classic.
Also, it seems like the author is adding artwork! I’m not sure if the artwork is done being added, but it certainly is cool.
Caprese my beloved. All hail Caprese!!!
This fanfic shall be represented by a classic drink of milk and cookies. Just… don’t question where these cookies came from, okay? -
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As a hero, Jenny has dealt with a lot. She knows that she’s at the bottom of the popularity pole, but she’s used to it. She will always be there regardless…until that one fatal Christmas changes everything and Tremerton will learn even heroes have limits. Rewrite of Beyond Repair- a one shot I did over at FFN.
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08 Apr 2026
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Awesome as hell MLaaTR fanfic, although it’s unfinished. There’s enough meat here to really get you loving this fanfic anyways. I reread this thing every once in a while and still utterly (positively) lose my shit at some of the parts.
This fanfic shall be represented by a can half oil and half lemonade. In our attempt to create a drink both robots and humans will like, we’ve made a drink both shall be unhappy with the other for ruining in some way, something meant to unite that only drove them apart. Something something related to the fanfic something something fanfic good read it.
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Fifteen years. That was how long I had remained undisturbed in the spare storage room, located at the very back of the basement hallway.
I had begun to think that nothing would ever come and rupture through the blanket of bleak nothingness that had long ago taken over my existence.
But I was wrong.
Bookmarked by Ustoleit
18 Dec 2023