UselessMateria
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- Final Fantasy VIII (32)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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Remix prequel to i want to by starstarstar.
Seifer has spent decades hating himself for taking things that aren't his to want. Then Quistis Trepe comes along and very inconveniently wants him back.
Or, they both pretend that her taking an injured bat home in a shoebox is the weirdest part of this whole situation.
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They've spent years learning how to heal. But sometimes things that break don't ever go back together.
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Lady Quistis and her husband spend some time together after a long absence—and disagree about a poem.
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- Part 4 of Restraint
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Quistis' friends tell her the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. And Seifer does come highly recommended...
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Crate Trained by UselessMateria for Nixxi, Kitian, walktothewater, Garden_Gal
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VIII
12 Mar 2026
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Captured by pirates and locked in a crate below deck, Quistis is trying to get herself and Seifer out before dawn. The close quarters make concentration… difficult.
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- Part 8 of Drabbles
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Knight!Seifer and Lady!Quistis all inspired by the DRABBLE prompt Restrained. See how well that did for me, 41,000 words later.
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Drabble prompt responses for the Seiftis Forever Discord
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Just stories in the universe where Seifer and Quistis get married post game and have a daughter (named Anseline). These take place all over the time spectrum of that.
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Sometimes tensions run high and once the game starts, its hard to stop.
Or, four times Tashigi and Smoker almost fuck and one time they do.
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28 Jun 2026
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Back when the whole “pirate crew” thing was still new to him, Zoro would go up to the crow's nest to get some rest from the constant company. He’s been alone too long, it was hard to get used to being surrounded by loud, opinionated, enthusiastic people all the time, who laugh, and scream, and bicker, and cry, and care, and - somehow - make him do all those things too.
Now that there’s Robin, though, the crow’s nest has a whole new appeal to him.
What started as a couple drunken kisses has gradually shifted into trying (and failing) to hide the suspicious looking marks from the rest of the crew, and then, without warning, Zoro is finding himself paying for Robin’s drinks and stressing over picking out the flowers she will like at the market. Just like a pathetic loser.
It is essential, he learns. To be a bit of a pathetic loser, if you want to make your woman happy.
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- Part 16 of Kinktober 2025
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28 Apr 2026
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The first time she met Smoker, she could tell he was unimpressed with her.
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- English
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28 Apr 2026
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As far as Rinoa is concerned, Quistis and Seifer have potential to be each other's soul mates. Unfortunately, both of them would blatantly disagree. So she does what any self-respecting match-maker would do.
She sets them up anonymously via blind text date, of course.
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- English
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- 22,540
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18 Apr 2026
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Seifer of the Opera (or, Seifer's Constructively Weaponised Theatricality) by enobywei
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VIII
23 Feb 2026
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Discont. for now as i've lost my whimsy :( AU High School Fic. Seifer Almasy, a blonde six foot two disaster faces threatened expulsion from Garden, an elite military academy for kids who really need scholarships/jobs in the military (see: orphans) and/or political connections (see: old money military brats), following a series of disciplinary issues and an unfortunate training accident with Squall Leonhart, the emotionally-constipated , model-student Captain of the Combat Arts Club. Seifer's not a bad kid, he's just a misguided, talented teenager with problems, a need to be The Chosen One (i.e. Main Character Syndrome) and major impulse control issues. He's crushed when he receives the threat, which puts even more distance between him and his romantic dream to be someone great. Overcome with emotion, he monologues to himself in the library - unaware that straight-A student/peer mentor Quistis Trepe overhears this. Garden's resident multi-hyphenate/resume-padder Selphie Tilmitt smells talent, when her straight-A prodigy friend Quistis Trepe recounts witnessing The Blonde Disaster's monologue, and Selphie's determined to cast Seifer as the Phantom in her whacky student production of the Phantom of the Opera. Chaos ensues。
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14 Apr 2026