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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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01 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale And Crowley Sexual Firsts (Times, Experiences, Positions, Kinks) by EyesOnHisThighs
Fandom Good Omens (Graphic Novel), Good Omens (Radio), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (TV) RPF, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2025
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01 Jul 2026
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The lingerie was a one-piece, with high leg openings revealing sharp hips, and a flimsy line of white barely containing a straining cock, red and flushed against his stomach, the lace stretched to accommodate.
Crowley stood, beet-red, as though awaiting judgement, his hands in fists at his sides.
“Look at you,” Aziraphale breathed, overwhelmed by the stunning man before him. “How are you mine?” Crowley made a choked noise while Aziraphale registered what he’d said a moment too late to keep the words in. He blushed as he stuttered, “I mean, not that, um…”
“Yours.” Crowley breathed.
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- Part 2 of Pretty Things
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23 Jun 2026
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Small Town Angels & Demons by Heretic1103
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Jul 2025
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21 May 2026
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HUMAN AU
Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!
2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!
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15 May 2026