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    The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.

    Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.

    Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.

    Well, whatever. They can handle this.

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    19 Dec 2024

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    Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found

    Updated: 2024-12-18
    Work/Series ID: 60230719

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    Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
    Ford Pines & Stan Pines

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    The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.

    Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.

    Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.

    Well, whatever. They can handle this.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/11/10

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    When Ford summons Bill back into his mind after a particularly needy wet dream, the two of them decide to strike an agreement. They may be mortal enemies, but there's no reason they can't still fool around and get nasty with it. It's just sex; no strings attached.

    Well… besides the one binding them physically, mentally, and emotionally, of course.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    ford has been having dreams about bill. bill has been having dreams about ford. turns out they're the same dreams.
    maybe they can use this shared dreamscape to work some stuff out?

    ...or maybe they'll just fight a lot.

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    05 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    01 Jul 2025