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  1. Rec *

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    When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
    She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Pete procrastinated far too long, and now he has to make his and Steph’s costumes the day before Halloween.

    Steph is way too casual about something serious, and shenanigans ensue.

    (I don’t know, summaries are hard and I don’t know how to not give stuff away but also seem enticing)

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    21 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 47

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    Grace, with the power of the Black Book, starts killing off "dirty dudes" under everyone's nose. Peter and Steph realize that not only does she have the book and is using it to murder supposed 'perverts', she will probably destroy anyone who gets in her way. Peter and Steph have to team up to take Grace down before she levels Hatchetfield (and Clivesdale) to rubble.

    Takes place directly after the credits roll of NPMD. (Think of the impliCATIONS)

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    08 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)

    One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.

    (Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)

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    30 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Stephanie Lauter and Peter Spankoffski are both stuck in four consecutive Saturday detentions due to misunderstandings. But they decide, if they're stuck together, they might as well get through it together.

    Neither expected to fall for the other along the way.

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    29 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The softest and sweetest and i love them and nothing bad can happen to them ever, reread this until you have it memorized.