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“You old-timey prick! I’ll show you s-zzz!-zssuffering—!” Vox’s voice glitched and slurred in struggle, and Lucifer immediately knew this was going to end badly for him. He couldn’t see Vox from his screen, but he very much sounded like he was clutching to the last remains of his pride despite the visible decline.
“Uh oh, the TV is buffering!” Lucifer heard and scowled, finding the voice incredibly unbearable and irritating.
Vox would have likely wished for him to look away from an utterly embarrassing loss like this on live television.
Lucifer should listen to that and respectfully look away.
And yet,
Lucifer couldn’t help but watch in silent horror.
Welcome to the Parasocial AU! Where the King of Hell is the most devoted and dedicated fan of a certain TV Overlord.
(Title is based off of a lyric from “Haunt, The Cartoon Heart” by Bear Ghost, which I declare is the main song for this fic 😌 “Peas & Love” is up there too!)
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13 Jun 2026
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“I want to continue my fun!”
Said the prettiest human alive, prettily. Far and away the prettiest human dead, too.
Vox usually had a grand entrance shtick to intimidate the humans who summoned him, all smoke and fire and brimstone, but he got one twirl in before stopping and staring. He might’ve been drooling.
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26 Apr 2026
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The Might of Lilith explodes and Vox has a front row seat to the destruction he has wrought.
Except he's not dead. He's alive in his office and watching Charlie Morningstar's disastrous interview live on screen, exactly one year before Pentagram City is reduced to ash.
He can work with this. All he has to do is stay away from that stupid hotel for a year and everything will be fine.
Unfortunately, a certain Radio demon has opinions about his old pal ignoring his return.
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15 Apr 2026
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Vox always wears the same boring clothes and has a horrible straight white guy style, but what if he actually had a different style? What if he actually liked cute clothes?
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Vox actually likes to dress cute and frilly outfits, but that's not considered masculine so he pretends don't to like those clothes, and that he have terrible taste, oh, Vel and Val eventually find out.
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12 Apr 2026
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- Beloved marine biologist and television personality, media proclaimed “Shark Whisperer”, Vincent Whittman, pronounced dead this afternoon, July 9th, 1955, at approximately 3:35pm Eastern Standard Time, following a violent frenzy that broke out during a live programming block for this year’s annual Maritime Summer event. America mourns one of its brightest stars tonight following this tragedy -
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I had this thought of, "What if Vox was a marine biologist when he was alive instead of working for a news station?" and then it spiraled out of control from there. This AU has gotten so elaborate, so buckle up buttercup! You're in for a wild ride!
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08 Apr 2026