TheoSaurusRex
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When Connor first tells Hank that his genitalia is detachable in order to swap hardware at his convenience, he really expects Hank's first reaction to be something like asking him what other hardware he has for sexual functions.
That's not what happens.
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This is smut and then it's a lot of fluff. In honour of RK900, or Nines' birthday!
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Connor wakes up and lets Hank sleep as he goes about his morning, but there's just something off.
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Joaquin faces the difficulties of watching the loves of his life marry each other, the fears of being left behind, and the idea that he has spent his entire life so far as a hero due solely to his possession of the Medal of Everlasting Life, and now without it he is nothing and has no one.
Ashamed, confused, heartbroken, and scared, he runs away from San Angel hoping to figure something out.
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When Light dies, he's reverted back to his seventeen year old self before he came upon the Death Note. Armed with his memories and shame of his past actions, Light vows to never become Kira. However, just because Light refused to become Kira, doesn't mean no one else would take up the mantle.
Now Light must try and track down the new owner of the Death Note while also becoming a suspect once again and, unexpectedly, falling in love with the last person he expected.
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18 May 2026
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When Hermione Granger decides that the only way to stop Voldemort is to go back in time and love the evil out of him, Harry Potter laughs. Then he agrees.
Harry Potter wakes in 1928 with an accidentally age-regressed Hermione and a half-baked plan to change the course of history. He suddenly finds himself with two small children to raise—one of which has the potential to grow into a Dark Lord. Living under a new name and building a quiet life in 1930s Godric's Hollow, Harry’s singular focus becomes raising his children with love and affection.
As political tensions rise and long-buried legacies awaken, Harry finds himself entangled with Lord Arcturus Black III—who might be everything he ever wanted, if he can just manage not to hex the posh git first.
Time travel/reincarnation. Found family. Courtship rituals. Domestic fluff. Pretty-swift-not-really-slow-burn romance meets magical chaos, with a cast of precocious children, looming Dark Lords (cough Grindlewald cough), and at least one snake who may or may not be a prophet.
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- Part 1 of The Triune Ritual Series
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09 May 2026
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Cultivate: Slow Life on a Monster-Infested Mountain by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2023
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When trying to transfer Shen Yuan from the real world to Proud Immortal Demon Way, the System runs into an error. The transfer is not complete.
Shen Yuan is dropped off at the foot of a mountain aware of two things: he's in the story, and the Shen Qingqiu of this world is not only aware but thinks he tried to possess his body — and he's PISSED. Shen Yuan tries to opt out and live a simple life on what locals tell him is a monster-infested mountain no one in their right mind would bother with.
Sounds like a great hiding spot!
(TL;DR: Stardew Scum Villain
ValleyMountain.)Chapter recaps available here.
💌 Please note I am very behind on replies. I have full intentions of catching up, but my spoons for this are sporadically available. I appreciate them tremendously, always.
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- Part 1 of Cultivate (+ Extras)
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02 Apr 2026
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Don't You Know (That I'm Yours) by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2022
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Shen Yuan feels like he has the world on his shoulders. After a little run in with time travel, he finds himself juggling teaching, hiding his disciple's heritage, orchestrating demonic jailbreaks, arranging high-level assassinations, and struggling to maintain dignity. You know, normal transmigrator things. At the end of the day, the only things he wants are a nice dinner with Binghe and maybe a nap. And chocolate. God, but he misses chocolate.
All Luo Binghe wants is to marry his A-Yuan.
Both of them have been shown a way to their own happy ending by their older counterparts. But will their knowledge pave their way forward, or just lead them down darker detours?
(aka the purely Bingqiu sequel to Can't We Just Skip to the End? Will not make sense on its own, probably.)
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- Part 2 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
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01 Apr 2026
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A Blaze Across Time by alutea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
10 Apr 2023
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At the end of his life, Harry is given the chance to alter the course of the dark reality his son Albus and Albus' friend Scorpius create when they use a Time-Turner to save Cedric Diggory's life. With the hindsight bestowed by a lifetime as Auror, Head of the DMLE, husband, father, and friend, he will make very different choices as a seventeen-year-old wizard to try and save the people and the world he loves.
But if he has to do it all over again, simply defeating Voldemort won't be good enough: there's a never-ending scroll of tragedies to avert and one newly-installed Headmaster of Hogwarts to talk around (if he manages to get a word in edgewise before getting hexed). The good news is, as always: he's not fighting alone.
**This story contains major spoilers for Cursed Child and minor ones for Fantastic Beasts but does not require knowledge of either.**
I've been informed that if I wish to avoid reader inconvenience, I should add a disclaimer regarding the possibility of head explosion while reading this story. You are hereby warned and advised to proceed with caution; the author is not liable for damage to persons or property induced by the contents herein. ^_^
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21 Sep 2025