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    The Six by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    06 Jul 2016

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    Six children are raised as the Dark Lord’s weapons.

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    Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)

    22 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hissssssigh.
    Short and oh so deliciously dark and sweet.
    The Six little dark babies.

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    for a good time, call... by for kalika_999

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    17 Jan 2021

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    Stiles unlocks his phone to send out a quick text asking his father what he wants to eat, even though he’ll get salad regardless, and notices a strange number on his recent call log.

    His face scrunches in confusion before realization dawns on him.

    Oh shit.

    Events from the night before peek through the hazy fog of his mind. Stiles thought, or he was hoping, that the phone call was a dream. But there it is, staring at him in the face—a one minute and 57-second call to an unfamiliar number.

    Oh God.

    Did he seriously call someone—possibly an alpha werewolf!—for phone sex?

    ...Or the one where Stiles drunk dials a very grumpy alpha werewolf and propositions him for phone sex. Hilarity, misunderstandings, and feelings ensue.

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    Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)

    19 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kkkkkkkk.
    Call me for a Sterek time.

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    When You Devour A Dragon by

    Fandom Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    20 Sep 2024

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    After having been expelled from Ilvermorny, Will and Hannibal join Hogwarts, where Harry, Hermione and Ron are struggling with their own troubles.
    After that, you just have to follow the blood and the madness...

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    Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)

    31 Mar 2026

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    Seriously, Hannigram will always be elite.
    But Hannigram at HOGWARTS leaving death and confusion in their wake is bone-chillingly magnificent.

    Also, Hannibal fuck man... So terrifying... That shit in the Forbidden Forest had a bitch WILDIN'.

    WIP. Second Story - Chpt. 59

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    the feral wind that lit him ablaze by for TriskHellion

    Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)  

    02 Aug 2024

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    "If you don't stop me right now," said Derek, whispers of threatening promise curling around his words, "you’ll never escape my clutches."

    Claws grazed along the sides of Stiles' neck and Stiles shivered with a moan.

    His eyes met scarlet ones, filled with the primordial power, deadly and feral, and his core shook.

    A soft laugh.

    "Too late," he breathed.

    ———

    FBI agent Stiles goes undercover in Eichen House and ends up with only the most dangerous captive as his cellmate, the serial mass murderer Derek Hale. However, neither his case nor Derek are as they seem, and as the mysteries unravel, so do the secrets of his past that haunt him.

    Will he burn down alone in the fire around him, or will he burn down with Derek in the fire they spark? 🐺❤️‍🔥

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    Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)

    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Extra, extra reAD ALL ABOUT IT!
    STEREK MURDER HUSBAAAAANNNNDDDSSSSS.

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    Gold Tinted Spectacles (2015/16 edit) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    07 Jan 2010

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    Harry is about to enter his seventh year, and things are not quite what he expected. He is no longer the angry boy who watched his world fall apart at the end of his fifth year, but neither has he completely found his place yet. He is looking for something, and to his confusion it seems to involve Draco Malfoy.

    Set for revelations that will shake his whole world view, Harry must deal with unstable magic, far too many secrets, love, kidnapping, his dead godfather, and of course Voldemort and his lackeys. It's going to be a busy year.

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    Bookmarked by TrashKitty (The_TrashLifeIsReal)

    05 Jul 2017

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    Love this.
    The world building is beautiful.
    As always from one of the top tier Drarry writers.

    Read after the (2015/2016 edit)