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15 Ways to Love After the End of the World by Usedtobehmc
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2026
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Cities, miles, oceans, continents.
Trillions of galaxies over billions of years.
And I will find you.Every single time.
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15 May 2026
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It's a grand event put on twice a year by the Lucifer estate, where everyone can throw social convention and expectation aside and adopt whichever manner they like. Omegas reaching a hand out to a masked stranger and requesting a dance. Alphas playing coy and demanding to be chased for the thrill of it. Betas high on the idea of being wanted so much it felt like a madness.
The physical masks stay on, of course, it would be terribly bad manners to break the rules.
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10 May 2026
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The demon makes a long, pained noise, and Aziraphale makes his decision. He sinks hurriedly to his knees beside the sofa, oddly reluctant to move his hand from the well-loved, rarely touched warmth of Crowley's skin. But, if he’s going to do this, he needs his full concentration for it, he doesn't want to risk becoming distracted.
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After an evening spent drinking together, Aziraphale is disturbed to realise that Crowley cannot be woken up from his nap.
He'll need to make a decision about how far he's willing to go to retrieve his best friend.- Language:
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26 Apr 2026
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When Aziraphale, former Supreme Archangel of Heaven's Third Choir, is unexpectedly invited to the South Downs Antiquarian Book Fair, he is not only forced to contend with the chaotic antics of humanity, he is also thrust back into the orbit of one Anthony J. Crowley: his cosmic adversary, best friend, and, despite their eight-year estrangement, the object of his incessant desires.
As he is confronted by old ghosts, older choices, and a village determined to drag him back into the messy, inconvenient business of being known, Aziraphale is forced to confront a truth he has spent years avoiding:
Freedom is easy. Living with it is not.
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- Part 1 of Persuasion: A Kellynch Hall Collective
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07 Mar 2026
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sweet summer blues by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jul 2024
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“I thought you’d be dead to the world by now,” Aziraphale says, despite having brought in tea for two. He sets the tray on the bedside table and then sits in the open crescent of rumpled duvet beside Crowley. “Are you feeling quite sated after your swim?”
“Depends on your idea of sated, I s’pose,” Crowley mumbles, both golden eyes barely cracked open in the late morning light filtering in. “Took the hard edge off a bit, yeah, but there’s always something left to be desired…mmh. Quenched, maybe, is a better word.”
Aziraphale gently arches a brow at this but reaches for his cup of darjeeling. “Is there?” he asks, blowing at the steam curling off the top. “Give me an example of these things you find yourself needing quenched.”
Crowley snorts and lets his jaw crack around another wide yawn. “If you wanna play charades about it, angel, you can come under this duvet and I’d be glad to give you a demonstration.”
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16 Dec 2025
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something to write Home about by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2022
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Post Season 1, pre Season 2 events;
After saying farewell to the flat in Mayfair, Crowley spends his first night with Aziraphale in the flat above the bookshop. Permanently. For real-real, this time.
It's a long-standing place of familiar comfort and warm welcome, but turns out there's a whole hell of a lot more to unpack than just a few boxes and some unwitting houseplants.
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16 Dec 2025
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It’s all ever so new still, is the thing — the cottage, the us, the touching Crowley so intimately in a bed they can call theirs. A matter of months, not millennia. Not yet.
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15 Dec 2025
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In which Aziraphale and Crowley receive a special delivery, and proceed to make good use of it.
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22 Nov 2025
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"What dastardly things have you got planned for me then, angel?" Crowley teased.
“I wouldn’t have thought dastardly deeds should inspire worry in a demon,” Aziraphale replied, as he gently tugged at the cuffs around Crowley’s wrists.
“Only the angelic ones,” Crowley sniped back.
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- Part 2 of i worship, high praises
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22 Nov 2025
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“Look at the state of you,” he said, pasting a frown on his face, “you’re desperate after only a bit of teasing. Heaven forbid anyone looks over and sees you like this, my dear.”
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- Part 1 of i worship, high praises
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22 Nov 2025
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Remarkable Things To Oysters by FuzzyBlueOwl
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2020
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The slow smirk that Crowley had given him in return was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn't quite understand. The sight of that smirk made his stomach feel strange and fluttery.... It was the oysters. Definitely the oysters.
(Or, 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst but Mostly Smut')
Canon compliant with season 1 only. Read to heal your season 2 wounds.
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17 Nov 2025
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and in the ripe evening i wanted to be a nightingale by wizardlover
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Aug 2023
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“Crowley.”
“Angel.”
“What's wrong?”
Crowley fidgets. “You can be really annoying sometimes, you know that." Aziraphale holds his silence. “I’m not… hurt.”
“But you,” Aziraphale starts, then bites his lip. “You keep… flinching. Is it—has it always…?”
“What?” Crowley’s face is really so lovingly expressive. “No! No, you—you’re fine. It’s me.”
“Crowley,” Aziraphale says, exasperated, “explain.”
“I, er, drank some poison. On accident.”
“Oh! You should have told me earlier! What is it—do you need—“
“Aziraphale. I’m not dying. But I,” and he swallows, and falls silent again.
“Would you like me to guess?”
“No! How would that be helpful? No.”
“Well what is it then?”
Crowley grumbles something. Aziraphale is quickly coming to the end of his very, very long, almost endless patience—he steps forward and grabs Crowley’s wrist and Crowley makes a noise.
It all goes very still. Aziraphale stays frozen in place, staring at Crowley with wide eyes.
“Are you,” he starts.
“You’re not hurting me,” Crowley mumbles, his face in his hands. Aziraphale makes an inquisitive noise. “I said, you’re not hurting me.”
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19 Jul 2025
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In Pleasure's Clothes by obstinatrix, wishwellingtons
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Aug 2019
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Crowley had always garbed himself like an expensive, Gothically-inclined rent boy; and moreover, Aziraphale had known him for several thousand years and had never known him go anywhere cramped or sweaty unless he was on the job.
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Three Times Aziraphale Stalked Crowley In Gay Clubs And One Time He Moped At Wilde’s Grave
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03 Jul 2025
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On The Matter Of Touch by Somedrunkpirate for ScribeofArda
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Jun 2019
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“On the matter of touch,” Crowley begins, waving his teaspoon in what he hopes passes for idle curiosity. “Thoughts?”
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For two ineffable husbands, they don't really touch each other much. Here is a story on why that might be.
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30 Jun 2025
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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28 Jun 2025
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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28 Jun 2025
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Finally, Aziraphale spoke. “You mean to say— you got us married?”
“Just as a precaution, I never really thought I’d end up discorporated again, it’d been ages, you just don’t get stampedes or assassinations like you used to —”
“You got us married, and you didn’t tell me?”
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Crowley gets inconveniently discorporated. And it’s not like it’s ever been easy to get a new body, but this time around, things really aren’t looking good. His new innuendo-obsessed lust-demon of a coworker honestly isn’t helping things.
Meanwhile, Aziraphale has a dead body to contend with, and an occult mortician & his very normal daughter to fend off. What lengths will he go to in order to get Crowley back to Earth?
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- 6
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15 Jun 2025
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Where We Begin And End by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2024
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When writer and restaurant critic Aziraphale starts chatting with the handsome and captivating Crowley every weekend at the local pub, he thinks may have found the perfect distraction from a rather irritating situation at work, considering work is the one topic neither of them have ever broached.
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12 Jun 2025
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Showstopper by espresso_six_shots
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 May 2025
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When actor Anthony Crowley is invited to take part in a special celebrity edition of a certain British baking competition, he agrees immediately. It’s for a good cause, after all. It has nothing to do with his long-standing crush on one of the show’s judges, professional baker Aziraphale East.
Okay, fine. It has a little bit to do with Aziraphale. Every time they’ve crossed paths, Crowley has walked away more smitten than the last, but he can’t seem to seal the deal. With only two days in the tent, can he whip up something scrumptious enough to convince Aziraphale to take a chance on Crowley – and maybe even on love?
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10 Jun 2025
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love and its decisive pain by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Apr 2019
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The cottage isn't going anywhere, Crowley reasoned. There was no need to rush these things.
Or, before they settle down, Crowley and Aziraphale go on a road trip.
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- Part 2 of how deep the sand
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- 4/4
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01 Jun 2025
