10 Works by TheCharmingWraith

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    Summary

    Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger make one spectacularly bad decision and wake up in each other’s bodies.

    What follows is secrecy, chaos, public disasters, and an alarming loss of dignity on all fronts.

    Trapped together, unable to tell anyone, and forced to rely on their sworn nemesis, fixing the curse quickly becomes the least of their problems.

    Or: A story about what happens if you trap sworn enemies in each other's bodies and expect them to behave like adults.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    88,637
    Chapters:
    18/23
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,995
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    Draco's been in love with his colleague for four years, but it took catching teenagers in an alcove to finally do something about it. It turns out the only thing more dangerous than students breaking curfew is two professors with years of unresolved tension and an empty castle.

    Or: Two professors on late-night patrol finally give in to years of tension in the worst possible location.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,018
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,470
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    Somewhere in the Ministry of Magic, wedged between two departments of actual importance, there is a shabby, shared floor.

    On one side: The Office for the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts.
    On the other: The Muggle Liaison Division.
    Between them: one break room, one blender, and a chipper little robot vacuum cleaner that has taken an inexplicable liking to the place.

    Strange things keep crossing the boundary between the Muggle world and the magical one. Cursed objects. Enchanted products. Things that seem too good to be true, because they are. Someone has to deal with them.

    That someone, it turns out, is Hermione Granger — with an infuriatingly competent Draco Malfoy in tow.

    The truth is out there...It's also in the cleaning products aisle.

     

    Or: Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy investigate magical interference in the Muggle world, one baffling case at a time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,107
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    210
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    *COMPLETE*

    ‘Forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest’

    Draco Malfoy is powerful, controlled, untouchable—until Hermione Granger walks into his duelling club, beats him publicly, and makes it her mission to tear everything down.

    Their personal war reignites.

    Duels turn filthy, boundaries blur, and when she's got him pinned beneath her, they both realise this was never about winning. It's about surrender. About power. About how good it feels when she makes him beg.

    Or: Draco Malfoy loses, suffers, and it turns out he's into it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,061
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    6,105
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    In a failed attempt to steal Hermione's case notes, Draco ends up with something else entirely: a pros and cons list about a mystery man.

    As he mocks each item, a terrifying realisation dawns—the list isn't about some poor bastard in the office.

    It's about him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,512
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    909
    Bookmarks:
    147
    Hits:
    5,797
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    Draco has forty-eight hours to wait before he's medically cleared to see Hermione Granger again.

    Forty-eight hours of obsessing over her hands on his skin, that Wonder Woman costume, the way she'd looked at him like she wanted to devour him. Forty-eight hours of wondering if he imagined the heat between them, if nearly dying made him delusional.

    Or: Draco runs Hermione a bath and she thanks him by taking off all her clothes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,476
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    4,270
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    Summary

    Hermione's supposed to be at a party.

    Instead she's got Draco Malfoy on her examination table. Shirt off, trousers low, and the only thing worse than how good he looks is how long she's been staring.

    Or: Draco Malfoy takes his shirt off and Hermione Granger forgets she has a medical degree.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,257
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3,537
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    After a year of working together planning the Quidditch World Cup, Hermione finds herself sharing a hotel room with her work colleague. One bed. One infuriatingly attractive Draco Malfoy. One night that changes everything.

    Or: Oh no, there's only one bed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    558
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    6,451
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    A risky undercover mission.
    Six Aurors in a tent. One experimental camera. George Weasley providing commentary no one asked for.

    Draco and Hermione maintain their cover perfectly, leaning convincingly hard into the role of a handsy couple at a Death Eater party.

    No one in the tent is witnessing anything compromising.
    Absolutely nothing goes wrong.

    Until it does.

    Or: Two idiots fake a little too much intimacy during an undercover operation and solve the problem by arresting all witnesses.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,542
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    Summary

    After six months of bickering, takeout dinners, and aggressively ignoring their own feelings, Aurors Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are accidentally dosed with Veritaserum and left unsupervised.

    Stuck in an interrogation room, physically incapable of lying they are about to discover exactly what the other has been thinking for the past six months. Turns out when you can't lie about the sweet and sour chicken, you can't lie about anything else either.

    By the end of the night, the case is unresolved, the muffins are vindicated, and the table will never emotionally recover.

    Or: Two emotionally repressed idiots finally get honest, then get horizontal.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    562
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    6,744

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