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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    02 Jul 2026

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    genuinely one of the funniest fics ive ever read

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    pornstar au, zukka-centric

    Started as an 8k Kinktober oneshot; has since taken over my brain and received far too much worldbuilding and more sequels than I'd ever expected

    Universe also contains podfic and inspired-by works - I'm happy for this little AU to be a sandbox for people to play in with art, podfic, translations and inspired works, provided you link back to my works on AO3 if posting off-site, use the inspired/translation features if posting on-site, and credit by name

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Eddie's talking about Marisol, about how he should have seen it coming, about how he's tired of trying to make things work that aren't meant to work. Buck is listening, mostly, but he's also watching the way Eddie's throat moves when he swallows, the way his fingers drum restlessly against the table.

    "What about you?" Eddie asks suddenly. "How's Tommy?"

    Buck blinks.

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    or; Kim situation never happened, Eddie and Marisol break up. Buck and Eddie get a bit too drunk.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    13 Jun 2026

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    “Birds living outside moved away. Went south, because you annoy them with your moaning every morning. They got sick of it.” Ilya’s words are breathy with laughter. Shane, still looking up at him, can see the exact moment the idea pops into his head.

    Ilya pulls his hand away from Shane’s face and takes a small step back. It finally feels like Shane has a bit of space to breathe and try to collect himself-

    Ilya drops onto his knees, lips parted with panting breath and eyes wide and shiny with admiration. Shane swears that he feels his heart stop in his chest. 

    He’s seen Ilya on his knees plenty of times, but this time it feels different. There’s an unspoken energy that has shifted between the two men, it’s just that Shane has absolutely no brainpower left to figure it out. It feels like a hand has just clamped down on his throat and his dick is aching at the sight of Ilya like this.

    “In my mouth first, please.” 

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    aka the fic where ilya teases shane so much during his trip to the cottage that shane realizes that he wants to top. at the same time, the world starts to pick up that something is not quite normal between ilya and shane.

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    08 Jun 2026