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   How To Be Toxic: A Guide By The Unfortunate Reporter by Anonymous

   Fandoms: DCU  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   21 Jan 2025

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   • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Identity Porn
   • with no porn
   • Oblivious Bruce Wayne
   • Himbo Bruce Wayne
   • so stupid they belonged together
   • Not Actually Unrequited Love

   Summary

   Bruce Wayne is infatuated with Clark Kent but Clark Kent is infatuated with Batman. Annoyed, he came up with a stupid idea—acting like a complete jerk to make Bruce Wayne lose interest in him.

   The problem? Bruce Wayne is actually, really, really stupid.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Stupid is What Stupid Does — a “How To” Series

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