Stupid is What Stupid Does — a “How To” Series
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Bruce Wayne is infatuated with Clark Kent but Clark Kent is infatuated with Batman. Annoyed, he came up with a stupid idea—acting like a complete jerk to make Bruce Wayne lose interest in him.
The problem? Bruce Wayne is actually, really, really stupid.
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How To Sleep With Clark Kent: Deliberate Steps By World’s Richest Insomniac by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU
28 Jul 2025
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Bruce Wayne can’t sleep unless he’s sleeping with Clark Kent. (Literally.)
This is a cold, human study in control, vulnerability, and what it means when the world’s most paranoid man starts needing someone he doesn’t fully understand.
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