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Ilya felt his stomach churn. He had probably overdone it about six shots back, but he hadn’t thought it through at the time. All he had been thinking was about everything that he was trying to avoid thinking of: his father, his brother…Shane. All of it.
It felt like every time he opened his phone, he was assaulted with more images of Shane and Rose Landry together, and the only thing that made him able to stop thinking about it for more than two moments at a time was an amount of alcohol that would be worrying if anyone cared. But no one did. Or, no one cared enough to look past his jokes about being Russian and how he had started drinking at twelve. Which, yes, was true, but not for the reasons that people would think.
Ilya is in the club, and he is drinking too much.
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“I should kill you, you know,” the man remarked conversationally, his head tilted to the side as if he was puzzling something out.
Shane stepped back automatically, about to make a break for the door, but before he could take another step, the man was right there in front of him - standing almost nose to nose.
“Don’t you know is rude to leave mid conversation? At least you could actually try to run away properly…”
A shiver ran down his spine at just how calm the blond sounded. Truly as if this was utterly mundane, and maybe to him it was.
“What did I do to you?” Shane asked, aware of how petulant he sounded.
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“Well,” the blond drawled, “is not what you did, but what you saw.”
“Oh, I see,” he said, though truly he didn’t see at all.
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“What…what are you?”
The blond thankfully disregarded that question. “I think, Hollander,” he purred Shane’s last name in a way that made breathing a supreme effort, “you should be thinking about what I’m going to do with you instead.”
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“If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you will have to ask nicer than that,” Ilya added, letting his hand drop.
“Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.”
It was the second ‘please’ that did it. Hollander had such an intoxicating mix of trepidation and arousal in his voice that Ilya’s plan to make him wait flew out of the window right then. Besides, it had been too long since he had had Hollander’s cock down his throat - he had missed it. Missed being so full.
His knees hurt with how quickly he dropped to the floor, and Hollander gasped hard. Ilya just had time to see the look of pure lust on his face before disbelief clouded it.
“This is so stupid,” he muttered.
“Door is locked,” Ilya replied, already reaching for Hollander’s belt. “And you asked for it.”
AKA: the second instalment of the bottom!Ilya series
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- Part 2 of Bottom!Ilya
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Connor has tried to get over Hudson, tried and failed. So this time, he forces himself to go out on a date to help him to move on from his straight and taken best friend.
But what if his feelings for Hudson aren't quite as unreciprocated as he first thinks?
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What if Shane kept the suit on for the first hookup?
Shane looks at himself in the mirror sceptically. He had ransacked his suitcase for every possible outfit from what he had bought. Idly, he wishes that he had thought to bring other clothes. Or perhaps, that he had thought to go shopping earlier that day.
“Stupid, stupid,” he hisses sharply, glaring at himself.
Jeans and a t-shirt. Normal, right? Well, looking at himself, it seems anything but. Shane looks like some sort of North American stereotype. Far too casual. He imagines what Ilya would be wearing. Something very European and chic, no doubt. This simply wasn’t going to do.
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- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Crack Fics
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It's all Canadian Vodka's fault by FriPie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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In the early hours of Saturday, the Hockey world was ablaze with the news that Ilya Rozanov was dead. Killed in a tragic car accident leaving behind a slew of devastated fans and a grieving husband still reeling in shock.
The news also came as an incredible shock to Ilya when he awoke that same day, hungover and bleary, but very much alive.
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6 Feet Apart by Squeakyshroom
Fandoms: Tiny Meat Gang (Band), Real Person Fiction, Video Blogging RPF
27 Apr 2020
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“So....two bro’s...quarantined together,” Cody starts off the podcast.
“6 feet apart tryna keep their social distance,” Noel finishes, and they both laugh.
(OR: The quarantine!AU where Cody basically becomes Noel’s GF.)
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22 Oct 2022
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Ian & Mickey in season 11 when they reminisce about their past; specifically in the bonus episode of daddy issues. They had an argument that started with Ian saying his heart was 87% Mickey’s. Mickey doesn’t accept that and soon begins their back and forth insults. MIckey goes off on Ian’s bi-polar behaviours which upsets Ian. Ian says “I wish I never met you '' and Mickey says “me either” both leave the Gallagher home.
Ian then gets thrown into a quantum shift into an alternate universe where Mickey and Ian never got together. Ian finds himself looking physically different, in a psych ward with no Mickey existing in his life.
This got away from me and what I originally wanted to do but I hope it makes sense. It is canon but sightly an AU. This is for Day 1 and Day 2 of Gallavich Week. I am a little behind due to personal issues, but I really wanted to participate. This fic has no beta so I apologize in advance for my mistakes.
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14 Jun 2022
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Dean Winchester is a serial killer, with a strange moral code. Castiel is a boring college student with multitudes of crippling anxieties and disorders. When Castiel becomes Dean's hostage will they discover they aren't so different after all? Destiel.
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15 Jan 2016
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As Rimmer and Lister soon learns, having sex rarely solves any problems, nor is it a magic wand that establishes relationships. It's rather good, though, and Lister, for one, would like to keep having it. Unfortunately, there is Kryten's fear of abandonment and Rimmer's neuroses to consider...
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16 May 2015