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in the heat death of the universe by StorytellerSecrets for queer_drunk_dwarf
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 Jun 2025
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You were with me.
Even though it's taking it's time, the fever is dying. The potions are working their slow and steady course.
They just weren't, at first.
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- Part 4 of mcyt
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what if we all killed each other and the world exploded by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Jul 2024
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“Techno,” Phil says, “There are sixteen ships worth of people here. At least half of them are government shitheads that would love to cause a scene and get us arrested.”
“You know, I really hadn’t noticed,” Techno says, and there’s something tense in the way he’s holding himself, “But now that you brought it up, maybe we should just avoid the drama. Have we considered askin’ them politely? Or going home? I feel like we should maybe just go home. I’m feeling kind of…sick.” Techno badly fakes a cough.
“Oh, that’s really bad,” Ranboo says, not bothering to look the least bit concerned, “Phil, I think he’s going to die and the only cure is leaving.”
“The only cure is leaving this council meeting right this instant,” Techno says dramatically “Oh, god, I think it’s infectious. Phil, look at Ranboo. He’s so pale half of his face is white.”
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Or: Phil learns that humans were...scary space dogs?
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- Part 1 of mcyt
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carry a torch by StorytellerSecrets for jijal
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jun 2024
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Things never stop hurting, and they never stop being hard. It's—easier, maybe, when they struggle in tandem. They can hold each other up.
“Cass,” comes Nemik’s voice eventually, slowly drifting down the hall. Then, a little louder, “Cassian.”
Relief is the hitch in Nemik’s voice when Cassian goes over. Relief for Cassian, mostly. It’s not a victory for Nemik today. There is no quiet celebration.
For many things, there may never be.
But Nemik tries, and he lives. They both live.
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on the wings of strong winds by StorytellerSecrets for juliana677
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2024
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It's probably a bit fucked up to admit, but Phil's marrying the Emperor because he's funny.
They'd send some experienced politician to marry the man in a more sensible world. But, yeah, Phil is kind of jeopardizing his entire nation’s stability because he doesn't want to marry a complete and total stranger. Oops?
Yeah, oops. Mostly “fuck em” but a little bit oops. When everything goes to shit because of him he'll probably feel a little bit sorry.
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Or: How To Marry Your Enemy War Buddy Years After The War: The Guide
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- Part 2 of mcyt
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in the ash where the cedar trees grow by StorytellerSecrets
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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They die. And then?
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Charlie talks like he hasn’t heard him. “I’ve been doing well, I think. You left me plenty of instructions. ‘Rule #1: Don’t goop in the machines. Rule #2: Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide.’ That’s a lot of hiding, Quackity from Las Nevadas. What are we hiding from?”
We’re not hiding, Quackity wants to say, but while he’s a liar and a cheat and an idiot he isn’t usually dumb enough to call out the rabid wolf in the room. They’re hiding. He doesn’t know what they’re hiding from. The memories have settled somewhere vacant and out of reach, but he knows they’re hiding.
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(Or: DSMP finale catharsis)
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Quackity-Centric Late Whumptober Fics Posted On January 8th Of Any Given Year by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jan 2024
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If I had a nickel for every time I posted a late Whumptober Quackity-centric fic on January 8th I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
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screaming. crying. shaking. trying desperately to get these to more than two chapters by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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changing the series title as applicable.
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100 Words 5 Minutes by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom Original Work, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
27 Feb 2021
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Chat Fics That Literally No One Asked For by StorytellerSecrets
Fandom D.Gray-man, Haikyuu!!, Strange the Dreamer Series - Laini Taylor, Voltron: Legendary Defender, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Oct 2020
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i regret nothing
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With one more deep, steadying breath, he raised the blade to break his broken heart.
Then a rope of bright purple abomination matter shot past his creator and knocked it from his hands.
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AU of an AU where the previous Golden Guard kills Belos and saves baby Hunter.
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- Part 6 of Jasper
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- English
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- 139,577
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- 59/?
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
08 Jul 2026
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The grimwalkers aren't supposed to have wings.
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- English
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- 13/?
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
07 Jul 2026
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get in loser we're assassinating the emperor by elliptical
Fandom The Owl House (Cartoon)
18 Nov 2024
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Luz Noceda wandered into the Demon Realm as a very young child, whereupon she was rescued and raised by a super benevolent Emperor.
Nobody says a word when the super benevolent Emperor dies under mysterious circumstances.
A mostly-horror series about Luz and Hunter being raised together in the castle, navigating Holy Shit levels of traumatic codependency, and being very worried about each other. Much to the chagrin of literally everyone who cares about them.
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- 143,685
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
07 Jul 2026
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"Maybe we could trade him for Augustus. I'm sure the emperor would want him back."
Only this time, they do.
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- Part 1 of Lament
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- English
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- 28/28
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
04 Jul 2026
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Hexside's brand new flyer derby team are a little worried about their new friend. Okay, actually a lot worried. Between his total lack of knowledge re: normal teenager things and the worrying comments he keeps making in their group chat, it's pretty clear his life sucks big time. But what can any of them do for somebody stuck in the Emperor's Coven -- even if that person is someone they care about?
Something about the latest news from the castle doesn't track though, which means it's time to prove the Penstagram is mightier than the sword, and that even Belos himself is no match for a bunch of teens armed with timestamps.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by StorytellerSecrets
01 Jul 2026