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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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19 Feb 2026
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“Why are you even here?” Yoongi asks, exasperated now. “Why are you in my woods?”
“I was following a white rabbit with a pocket watch,” Seokjin explains, giving Yoongi an enigmatic smile. “I must have gotten turned around."
“That’s Alice in Wonderland.”
Seokjin shrugs, returning to his soup. “Never heard of her.”
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Mothman and Bigfoot sort of hooked up at last year’s Annual Cryptid Conference. They haven’t spoken since, which suits Yoongi just fine, really, it’s not a big deal. Well, until Seokjin shows up unannounced in his woods and things are, maybe, just a little bit of a big deal. But you know what they say about guys with big feet…
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21 Aug 2025
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After being fired from his job for writing an (apparently grossly exaggerated) article about serial fiancé jilter Park Jimin, Min Yoongi decides to vindicate himself and get his career back by catching Jimin in the act at his upcoming wedding.
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14 Jun 2024
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After much badgering by his friends and relentless phone calls from the speed dating place, Yoongi finally agrees to use the certificate he was gifted for one free speed dating event. He can't think of anything he'd rather do less, but, at a weak moment, he agrees. He's not expecting much, but the host is so hot that he can't stop staring even though he knows it's rude to bother someone while they're working.
Seokjin, on the other hand, doesn't care that he's working. He's had a crush on the Mr. Min he'd been speaking to on the phone for weeks and seeing him in person only makes it worse. He wants nothing more than to take him for himself, speed dating be damned.
All they both have to do is make it to the end so they can be alone.
And actually talk to each other.
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21 Jan 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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27 Dec 2023