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“You alright, Strahm?” Hoffman smirked, “You’re lookin’ a little red?”
The agent huffed and wrenched his eyes back to the treadmill’s electronic display. He pretended to be busy adjusting the settings so he wouldn’t have to acknowledge the insufferable, gloating look on Hoffman’s face.
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Hoffman drops by the precinct gym while Strahm is working out. Predictably, the agent has some thoughts on this—none of them appropriate.Series
- Part 6 of Distraction (and its Consequences)
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Strahm knew something was wrong the minute Hoffman stopped commenting on his driving. Even with the patched-up hole in his face, the man had made it his mission to drive the former agent’s blood pressure through the roof. He’d remained infuriatingly talkative throughout the entire trip, despite Strahm’s warnings that he was going to irritate his stitches.
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Hoffman's cheek gets infected while he and Strahm are on the run. He neglects to tell the other man this until he can't hide it any longer. -
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“But I’m hungry?” Hoffman wheedled, going for the throat. He rubbed his bare stomach purposefully. It was a dirty trick playing with Strahm’s libido like that.
There was no way he was actually hungry—his gut was still puffy from last night’s dinner. He was just trying to get under Strahm’s skin.
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Strahm gets called into work on his day off and Hoffman decides to really push his belly’s limits to show him what he's missing out on. Cue one very pissed off FBI agent and one extremely full detective.Series
- Part 13 of Distraction (and its Consequences)
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The pressure from the second beam was agony on his stomach as he pushed past it—his belly compressing into a space his ample chest could barely squeeze through—but he used his body weight to force himself behind it. He burped uncomfortably, his stomach sagging into the space between the two girders. It was an even tighter fit than the first and the metal pushed in the sides of his gut. It gurgled its complaint against the rough treatment, which Hoffman resolutely ignored. He’d be done soon enough.
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Hoffman's growing belly gets him into trouble while working on a trap. Luckily, Adam is there to help him out... Once he's done teasing him, of course. -
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“This, Hoffman, is punishment,” Strahm said, pushing off the desk and beginning to circle him, “I came in earlier to get something cleared up about the case, and you know what I found? Our lead detective passed out at his desk.”
His look of amusement grew sharper, darker. Hoffman felt a pang of arousal low in his gut. The blood in his face heated, only half from shame. Strahm slowly walked back over to the desk, flicking the box open and from his vantage point, Hoffman could see it was three quarters of the way full of leftover donuts from the break room. Embarrassingly, his stomach growled, even though he was far from hungry.
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After a heavy lunch, Hoffman falls asleep in his office. Strahm decides he needs to be taught a lesson about slacking off at work.Series
- Part 4 of Distraction (and its Consequences)
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A bunch of loosely connected Hoffstrahm fics centered around stuffing and other related kinks.
Can be read as standalone stories.
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after winning free pizza for a year, Michael discovers the unintended (yet predictable) consequences of his gluttony
luckily, his girlfriend Lucie is more than onboard
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01 Jul 2026
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Alex picks up a part time job at the Stardrop Saloon. He could probably count on one hand the amount of times he'd been inside there aside from community events, but there's not many options in Pelican Town.
However, extra money is extra money, and Shane being a regular is just a bonus.
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15 Jun 2026
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It’s stupid. It’s desperate. But Steve also can’t stop it.
He can’t keep slipping up around Billy if he wants to keep his stupid fucking crush, nevermind his kinks, a secret. But he has to channel the energy somewhere, so he turns to porn. Digging deep into the internet until he finds something that strikes his fancy. A streamer.
Rock_You_Z28.
He’s just Steve’s type. Soft, but big and muscular. And all of his content is based around filling himself with food or drinks until he just… can’t anymore.
Steve isn’t sure what’s going to drive him crazy first. Billy, or the streamer he’s obsessing over.
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28 May 2026
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Franco gave them a satisfied smile. He even set Lupara aside. Not out of view, but out of his hand. "That's what baby likes to hear. We can talk specifics later. I'm hungry now. So you just sit there and get comfortable. You ain't leavin' til this box is empty."
They swallowed, their throat suddenly dry. Their eyes searched his face for any sort of obvious sign of a joke, sarcasm, something. Just a smug, almost giddy grin as his eyes flicked between the donuts and his new favorite sugar dealer. They felt him rocking on them, nearly imperceptibly, eager to get started.
They bit their bottom lip and met his gaze. They took a deep breath and nodded. "Okay. I can do that. Comfortable..."
Franco smelled their nervousness like a bayou gator scenting blood. He licked up a bit of drool escaping his lips and snickered. "Oh, don't you lose your nerve now, sweetness. We've got a lot to chew through over here."
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Franco finds out he has a freak secret admirer that wants him fat and stupid
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26 May 2026
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In spite of regular testosterone code injections, Tenna is still disappointed by how little muscle mass and broadening Spamton has gone through. She wants to see results, and if he can’t keep up with the program as a reward, the next best thing is to make it a punishment. One that maybe both find they enjoy more than expected.
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19 May 2026