Spectral_Aspen



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    Marinette is now a cat, reasons only recently determined.
    She is also now in Gotham.
    Surprise everyone, it's an asshole.

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    Shenanigans with Soundwave & Co. (hence the name of the series).

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    Anakin has had a hard life, so once he dies he should be able to find peace, right?

    One might think that, and while the potential is there, that's not what happens.

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    Some normal and not-so-normal adventures in the life of one Darcy Lewis.
    But mostly not-so-normal.

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    “Sir, kindly do not obstruct us,” says the matra sharply. “We are in the midst of carrying out an arrest.”

    “An arrest?” repeats Kaveh, incredulously. “You’re arresting him? You’re arresting him? Why, what in Teyvat has he done?”

     

    The Archon Rescue Operation is going as smoothly as it possibly can — that is, until Kaveh returns prematurely from his desert trip, and runs into Alhaitham at the absolute worst possible moment.

    Of course he would.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Many people swore Kaveh’s creativity was endless, but they were wrong. Even his rich fantasy reached its limits when imagining the most absurd things. Snow didn’t fall in the desert, cats didn’t talk and Alhaitham didn’t cry. Yet, Kaveh had heard a clear sob from the living room, where Alhaitham cowered with his back towards him.

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    The Grand Scribe is known for his stoic immovable face and rational mind, but even diamonds can crack under enough pressure.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “Hmph.” Kaveh steps closer. "So why choose to listen to my voice even when I’m complaining about you?”

    Alhaitham shuts his eyes. “Just because.”

    “Being a little vague there, Scribe Alhaitham.”

    “I just…” Alhaitham sighs. “I just really like your voice.”

    Or, Kaveh learns sign language because he fears that Alhaitham is growing tired of his voice. He doesn't understand that Alhaitham actually... loves it.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Kaveh is inflicted by a curse that makes him only able to tell the truth.

    For someone who's fairly honest and wears his heart on his sleeve, this shouldn't be a big deal, right?

    Unfortunately, he has some feelings he'd like to keep hidden...

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Author end notes are also hilarious

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

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    Alhaitham isn’t sure if it’s just part of the architect’s considerate nature, or if he possesses some freakish, prophetic power, but he always remembers every last one of Alhaitham’s quirks. It was kind of scary, how much Kaveh noticed.

    He’ll always get a snarky remark about the way his black coffee will send him to an early grave, or how he’s doomed to shriveling into a shrimp if he keeps up his awful posture while reading. Once, Kaveh noted that he always balances one leg on his thigh whenever he’s focused on something, and Alhaitham was acutely conscious of it in the days following.