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Hermione Granger's 12 Step Guide to Getting Along With Pansy Parkinson by SortofShea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2026
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What happens when Hermione Granger is assigned prefect rounds with Pansy Parkinson all year?
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Pansy and Narcissa decide it is high time to reveal their growing relationship to Draco.
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- Part 2 of Draco's New Stepmother
- Part 8 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
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This Thing in My Hand is the Heart by SortofShea for Yoshishisha
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2025
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"The blade is me." -Kurosaki Ichigo
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- Part 7 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
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The girlies take a group photo.
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- Part 6 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
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Lavender overhears more than she bargained for.
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- Part 5 of HP Sapphic Summer Exchange 2025
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200 word double drabbles written for the 2025 HP Saffics Discord server's Sapphic Summer Exchange.
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200 word double drabbles written for the 2024 HP Saffics Discord server's Sapphic Summer Exchange.
- Words:
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- Works:
- 11
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your braids like a pattern by hoko_onchi for Bibayaga
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2024
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Harry soldiers on with the get-to-know you activity, noting each counsellor's interests and repeating their names.
Harry’s eyes land on Malfoy. He’s the last counsellor in the circle. One blond eyebrow is arched, his smirky mouth turned up at the corners. That can’t be good.
Harry clutches his clipboard; lets the edge of it dig into his skin. When did Malfoy’s hair get so long? It had only reached his chin the last time Harry saw him.
“Counsellor Malfoy.”
“Potter. Fancy seeing you here.” Malfoy has the same drawl, but it’s deeper. Richer. Like he has in fact grown in the intervening years.
Harry taps his pencil against his clipboard. “Care to share your name and an interesting tidbit?”
“So many of my tidbits are interesting.” Malfoy’s hair falls in loose, golden waves over his shoulders.
Harry regrets the use of the word ‘tidbit’ with every fibre of his being, but he nods gamely at Malfoy. Whatever he says can’t be that bad.
“I’m Draco Malfoy, and I was a teenage Death Eater.”
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Or: Harry runs a camp. Malfoy is the new counsellor, and he's driving Harry to the brink of insanity. -
How to Win a Man in Three Meals (or Less) by hoko_onchi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2024
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As you know, dear readers, I’ve won the hearts of many men through my expertise in the culinary arts. My mother tells me I’m getting somewhat long in the tooth for such torrid romances. While I resent my mother’s implications, I do wish to settle down as I approach my early-to-mid-thirties.
So I took on the greatest culinary pursuit of all: winning a husband. I accomplished my goal in three meals (or less).
Or: Draco Malfoy is a chef. And Harry is starving.
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Ten Feet Apart by orolin for nv-md (ANW815), honeybeet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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It was by complete accident, how Harry ended up taking a restraining order out against Malfoy. A distraction, a mix up with some paper work, and before they know it they have to stay ten feet apart from each other at all times—which makes it very difficult to keep up the rivals-with-benefits thing they’ve currently got going on.
So… how many ways can they break a restraining order?
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How To Hump Your Rival In One Easy Step by Moonflower_Rose for RatKingPoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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It took Harry many steps to follow Malfoy out into the school grounds, but only one to absolutely blow his mind.
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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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- English
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- 154,182
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- Collections:
- 25
- Comments:
- 6,143
- Kudos:
- 17,946
- Bookmarks:
- 4,450
- Hits:
- 599,977
Bookmarked by SortofShea
18 Jul 2024
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Cracked out Drarry YouTubers for a muggle studies project WIP