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The Tiny Death of Hermione Granger by genuinearticle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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“Look,” she started impatiently. “I’m not sure what’s going on, but one minute I was in a vault at Gringotts and then I blinked and was here—”
“You died.”
“I—what?”
“Terribly dangerous profession, Cursebreaking,” Draco mused, turning to examine a large painting hung on the wall. “You would have been better off taking that analyst position in the DMLE, you know. Might have lived longer.”
“How do you know about that?” Hermione’s eyebrows shot up in surprise. She had rejected that position ages ago.
“You’d be surprised by how much I know about you.”
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An otherwise routine day of Cursebreaking takes a turn when Hermione finds herself trapped in a strange liminal space with an unexpected version of Draco Malfoy - and he's her only way out.
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22 Jun 2026
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Unexpected Side-Effects, Malfoy Edition (USE ME) by Runninupthathill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger thought post-war life would be calm. Instead, she’s clocking overtime at the emergency ward in St. Mungo’s, patching up idiots who think dueling with dark wizards, or fusing themselves with deadly plants is a valid career choice. Chief among these idiots? Draco Malfoy: Hit Wizard, professional menace, and apparently allergic to staying out of her hair. When he isn’t insisting on getting help for minor injuries, he’s smirking, bickering, and accidentally making her question her life choices. Hermione doesn’t know what’s more exhausting: fixing his injuries, resisting the urge to hex him, or ignoring the fact that he looks unfairly attractive even while half-dead.
Or... How to fall in love with your most annoying patient, a guide by Hermione Granger.- Language:
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21 Jun 2026
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Draco and Hermione are stranded on a deserted island.
“Take your eyes off me,” she whispered, affronted.
He did not. He continued to read her like a well-worn book, filled with familiar words and phrases that bewitched.
“Stop looking at me like that,” she desperately licked her lips.
“Like what?” Draco murmured.
“Like you’ve suddenly just met me,” she explained. “Like we don’t have a past.”- Language:
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02 Jun 2026
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An ancient blood curse, a new dragon species, and a rising tide of Dark magic.
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Our story begins with Hermione Granger going on an expedition to uncover more information about a never before seen dragon. Our story ends with the flames of vengeance bringing down a sacred house. In between, there will be love, laughter, heart ache, blood spilled, and unbreakable bonds made.Series
- Part 1 of Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titilandus
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12 May 2026
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Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?
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Or, Draco is an opportunist.
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03 May 2026