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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Hermione Granger is 38, embarrassingly accomplished, and the last unchecked item on her list is the one she can’t achieve alone.

    + 2 weeks of anonymous sparring on a dating app for wizards wishing for children.
    + 1 sailing weekend from Portland to Boston.
    + A yacht named for the Mistress of the Labyrinth.

    Hermione didn’t expect Draco Malfoy at this juncture in her life. ...But Ariadne didn’t end up with Theseus either.

    Written for HP Daddy Knows Best Fest 2026

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    01 Jul 2026

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    He leaned down and waited until she retracted her hand, before laying his fingers on the keys and quickly playing the correct tune. He held down the one she’d misplayed, waiting as the note stretched out.

    “This one. It’s half a note higher.”

    “Oh!”

    And she repeated the melody as he had played it perfectly, over and over, and then she looked up at him and shot him the most perfect smile that split her cheeks and lit her warm eyes.

    “Thank you!”

    // Draco has played the piano all his life, but the music never sounded quite right. That is, until he runs into Granger again, years after the war.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    This time it was Draco's cheeks that flushed, but he held her gaze. "In bed - I like a woman to be extremely… wet. The wetter the better. Dripping, literally, would be my ideal. I find the idea of it incredibly sexy. Plus, it would help with...." 

    Hermione looked quizzically at him. 

    "Not to sound egotistical. But I'm not small." 

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    29 May 2026

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    Hermione Granger is nearing the end of her gap year in the Muggle world after the events of the Second Wizarding War to reconnect with her formally Obliviated parents. To support them in their return home, Hermione volunteers to help run their new dentist practice until the summer starts. However, when none other than Draco Malfoy, her former enemy and reformed Death Eater, walks in for his first Muggle dentist appointment on an unassuming Friday afternoon, the Brightest Witch of Her Age can’t resist some petty revenge. But while prying for more than his teeth, she discovers toothache isn’t the only ache you can ease in the dentist’s chair.

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    03 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy thinks he's courting Hermione Granger.
    Hermione Granger thinks Draco Malfoy is experiencing a very slow, very polite breakdown.
    Nothing about this is graceful.
    They're both doing it anyway.

    Expect:

    -missed signals
    -disaster courtship rituals
    -deeply amused Slytherins
    -Ginny Weasley gives dating advice
    -a tea towel that counts as an act of war
    -"this is fine" energy
    -Hermione Granger, missing every signal
    -Draco Malfoy, sending them like distress signals from a sinking ship
    -nothing, absolutely nothing, remotely graceful

    Challenge: April Showers Bring May Flowers
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    Patience, elegance
    Required Tag: Cultural Misunderstandings or Slow Burn

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    09 Apr 2026