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With Jimin in pre-rut, horny as fuck and ready to pop a knot at the slightest provocation, Taehyung and Jungkook decide to play a little game. Non-penetrative sexytimes ensue.
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- Part 6 of Pack Up Your Troubles
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You don't think much of it when you message Kim Seokjin on Instagram, asking for a round of Mario Kart. But you're not prepared for what follows...
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When an unexpectedly heavy snowfall cancels a full day of schedules, the pack takes the opportunity to have some good, clean fun (and maybe some not-so-clean fun too).
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- Part 5 of Pack Up Your Troubles
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Jimin thinks a summer away from home doing something new will help him get over his breakup; He doesn't realize how wrong (and right) he is.
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At almost thirty-one, Park Jimin has achieved the ultimate millennial dream: a thoroughly mediocre corporate existence that demands absolutely nothing of his soul. He has his ergonomic chair, his perfectly timed commute to avoid elevator small talk, and a flawless system of mutual procrastination with his work-bestie, Hoseok. His life is boring, ordinary, and exactly the way he likes it.
Then their boss hires Jeon Jungkook.
--------Jungkook was standing up, leaning his forearms over the low fabric partition that separated their desks. He was smiling brightly, pointing a finger directly at Jimin's monitor.
"I saw the little 'Jimin is typing' bubbles popping up on Slack for like two minutes, so I figured you were taking a break from your presentation," Jungkook said, completely oblivious to the murderous intent radiating from Jimin's soul. "Since you're answering now, I can just walk you through my notes! It's super fast, I promise."
Jimin slowly slid his headphones down to his neck. His sanctuary was breached. His code was under attack. Synchronous, unprompted communication was happening.
His boring, ordinary life was officially over.
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- Part 1 of The Anxiety Spreadsheets