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    “I know you got a secret identity and all, but let me know if you ever need a job.”

    Peter couldn’t help the snort. If only the man knew that he was already working for him. “I’ll let you know.”

    There must have been something off about his tone, because Tony narrowed his eyes at him and just stared for a few seconds. Peter tilted his head innocently.

    “No way you already work for me.”

    An innocuous comment sparks an idea that Spider-Man is a Stark Industries employee. Which he is, but surely that’s not enough to out him, is it?

    Tony will not rest until his crazy theory gets proven correct.

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    … a guide by Peter Parker.

     

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    In which:
    1) The Avengers and Rhodey are 100% positive Peter is Tony's kid (it was obvious, come on),
    2) Tony insists Peter isn’t his kid (where did they even get that idea from, seriously?),
    and 3) Peter is caught in the middle (he was just trying to finish his homework before being jumped by the next supervillain of the week. He was not entirely successful.)

    But hey, why not cause some chaos in the meantime?

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    “You're a real Debbie Downer sometimes, you know that?” Peter said, even as he popped the old cartridges out and replaced them with new ones.

    “I am unfamiliar with that term, Peter,” Karen informed him kindly. His jaw dropped.

    “Well now I feel old,” he declared melodramatically. “I'm fifteen, and you made me feel old.”

    “Imagine how I feel whenever you open your mouth,” Tony grumbled, and Peter realized his comms were still open to the rest of the Avengers.

    “Ha,” Clint crowed. “Imagine how Steve feels.”

    The aforementioned man sighed. “Can you all focus, please?”

    They did not.

    Karen piped up again. “In all fairness, Peter, I am only a year old.”

    “Wow, a year old and speaking full grammatical sentences already,'' Peter praised. “You’re a child prodigy, K.”

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    OR: Peter Parker has the unfortunate habit of fidgeting with things in his hands as he thinks. This, apparently, extends to dumpster diving gadgets, Black Widow’s guns, Stark Tech, and… alien robots?

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    Peter hadn't talked to Mr. Stark since battling the Avengers in Germany, three months ago. Which wouldn't be a problem, except that his class was now taking a field trip to Stark Industries, and he still didn't actually have an internship. Not to mention both Mr. Stark and Happy had been ignoring him.

    Things were going disastrously— as expected— but at least the employees in one of the R&D labs seemed grateful for his help in solving one of their problems.

    Then his day gets somehow weirder when Mr. Stark offers him an actual internship. Oh, how quickly things change.

     

    OR: Peter's field trip to Stark Industries, except set in the time frame between Civil War and the start of Homecoming.

    ft. Peter being a smart little shit, Tony being begrudgingly impressed, and Happy being annoyed per usual.

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    John and Dean blow off some steam in an aggressive (yet consensual) session that leaves them both worn out at the end.

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