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“Okay! Let’s do it!” Kel declares, pumping his fists, “Let’s kiss!”
Sunny nods to show that he’s on board. Kel nods back.
“Great!”
They stare into each other’s eyes. One moment passes, then two. Neither of them move a muscle, as if they’re locked in a standoff. A third moment passes. Sunny can practically hear the silence in the room. A fourth moment, and the fire in Kel’s eyes begins to diminish, along with his determined smile.
“…I have no idea what I’m doing.”
Sunny can’t help himself. He bursts out laughing.Or, after Sunny confesses his feelings to Kel, they share their first kiss... or at least, they try to. Who knew that kissing was so hard?
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Kel is having a crisis. Apparently, he's had the biggest crush on his best friend without realizing it. Great. Wonderful. He's totally not freaking out at all.
However, despite his confusion and panic, he does know one thing for certain: Hero can never know about this.
So naturally, Hero finds out almost immediately.
(Or, Kel realizes he has a crush on Sunny and is terrified of Hero's reaction, and Hero is a good big brother.)
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Kel wants to kiss Sunny. Like, he REALLY wants to kiss him. But of course, he doesn't want to risk ruining their friendship, uncertain if his friend feels the same way. So when Aubrey and Basil tell him about an apparent loophole that would allow him to kiss Sunny while still preserving their friendship, Kel immediately latches onto it.
Sunny had been having a good day, all things considered. Kel suddenly running up to him with an eager glint in his eyes wasn't anything new to him, but everything that followed DEFINITELY was. And now Sunny is left reeling from the fallout, wondering if maybe his feelings aren't as unrequited as he had previously thought.
Meanwhile, the rest of the gang are watching this train-wreck play out like a Shakespearean comedy with buckets of popcorn.
(Or, Kel kisses Sunny on the lips after screaming "no homo" in his face, Sunny has several mental breakdowns, Aubrey is tired of her friends' shit, Hero is the lone voice of reason, and Basil really wants a peach tree.)
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"Virgil was laughing, nearly doubled over and needing to support himself on the kitchen table. His eyes, normally stoic and unexpressive, were sparkling with mirth, crinkled from the wide grin that seemed to grow with every moment. The laughter itself was loud and raucous, as rough around the edges as the Side it came from, but it was delightful and genuine in that way all laughter is. And it was beautiful."
Or, Roman hears Virgil laugh exactly one (1) time, and decides that he will do literally anything to hear it again.
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Roman’s eyes furrow as he mulls over the question, and Virgil has to physically stop himself from smiling, dopey and lovestruck, at the adorable expression. Suddenly, Roman’s eyes light up.
“I’ve got it!” he declares, “One kiss is not nearly enough to celebrate my victory. So…!”
He pauses for dramatic effect, his grin widening as if struggling to resist the temptation to spill everything at once.
“As my reward, I declare that I should be given one hundred kisses! That seems fair, no?”Or, Roman makes a silly request, not expecting Virgil to agree. Virgil surprises him.
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It's Worth It by HulkJanitor
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Jun 2026
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Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.
*slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!
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29 Jun 2026
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Within A Spectroscopic Binary by oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
06 Jul 2026
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Between Grace's scant first aid and the nanny bot they managed to get the man mostly stable, tucked into Grace's bed and completely dead to the world for the past few days.
It's the same man currently trying to kill him.
or, the Eridians find a man covered in blood and Grace hasn't been able to care for something in far too long.
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- Part 1 of The Nature of Star Systems
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21 Jun 2026
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HOW TO SEDUCE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CAT INTO LOVING YOU IN FIVE EASY STEPS: A PEGORYU + RYU&MONA STORY OF LOVE AND TOLERANCE AND FEEDING SPECIES-APPROPRIATE SNACKIES by canticle
Fandoms: Persona 5
25 Jan 2026
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The moment he pulls his next client into the exam room, Ryuji knows with a deep and unabiding sense of urgency, that he's gonna wife this guy the hell UP.
(Kurusu Akira and the story of how a half-kilogram street kitten netted him the love of his life)- Language:
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11 Jun 2026
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a lesson in coasting: an idiot's guide to gay allyship by michael j. wheeler by cinnamoncider
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 May 2026
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“So, I’ve been thinking," Mike throws his head back into the sofa’s head rest. “You know how I talk about girls all the time?”
The pencil in Will’s hand freezes for just a moment, something Mike wouldn’t have been able to tell at all if he wasn’t staring right at Will’s hands to avoid his gaze. “So?”
“Well, I’ve been thinking, right?”
Will looks up, but Mike isn’t looking back at him. He’s picking at a loose thread on the couch cushion. “What, about girls?”
“No,” Mike shakes his head, “about boys."
Will nearly chokes on his tongue. “You’ve been thinking about boys?”
or, mike conducts an uncomfortably elaborate semester-long personal inquiry project on how to be a better straight ally to his gay best friend. for educational reasons only. obviously
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13 May 2026
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He flipped open the yearbook and slid it across the table.
"Every junior and senior at Hawkins High is in this book. I need you to go through the photos and find out which guys could be interested in Will."
El stared at him. "You want me to look into people's heads to find out if they are gay?"
His face lit up. "Yes! Exactly. I knew you'd understand."
"Mike. I can not do that." El frowned at him, looking genuinely let down.
Mike's smile dropped. "What? Why not?"
Determined that Will deserves someone who loves him, Mike enlists El to use her powers to scan the Hawkins High yearbook and identify every gay guy in school. She gives him three names. Mike gives himself a week to find Will the perfect boyfriend.
Bookmarked by SelfDestructiveCat
13 May 2026