Seistira
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- Psych (TV 2006) (6)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)
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A series of 25 one-shots based on various Christmas/winter prompts to form a lovely Shassie advent calendar.
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Dinner at Lassie's new place? Check. Address? Not so much. But that's okay! Because Lassie wrote very detailed and easy to follow directions, right?
...Right?
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“Why would I leave two and a half hours early when he’s living in Santa Barbara?” Shawn questioned, pulling out the paper with the address.
“Is he living in Santa Barbara?”
“Of course he is, he’s—” Shawn trailed off, eyes quickly scanning over the page of instructions that Carlton had left for him. “—woah.”
Gus was at his shoulder in an instant, casting a shadow over the page. “That is not an address. Shawn… text me the actual address when you find it, if you have time to do so before Lassiter murders you, that is.”
“He’s not going to murder me.” Shawn scoffed, only half convinced. “He’s just…” He trailed off, squinting at some of the weird directions. “...being paranoid. I mean, Jules did invite all the people he arrested to his house just two weeks ago.”
“All I know is—no one knows where he lives currently and he’s just given you directions that only someone like you could follow. By the time you call for help, it’ll already be too late." Gus shook his head sadly. "It was nice knowing you, Shawn.”
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- Part 3 of 642 Things To Write About
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When Carlton unintentionally catches Shawn in a moment of vulnerability, well... there's only one thing to do, really.
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If he were O’Hara, he would put a hand on Shawn’s back and assure him that he was here for him if he needed to talk. He’d be warm and affectionate and it would be so easy and natural.
Unfortunately that sensitivity didn’t come as easily to him as it did his partner. But he could at least try. “Alright, Spencer.” Carlton finally acquiesced, looking uncomfortable and yet determined as he scooted closer to the other. “What’s going on with you?”
Shawn quickly focused on him again, raising an eyebrow in disbelief. "You really want to know?"
"I asked, didn’t I?" He couldn’t even muster up the proper amount of annoyance necessary. Maybe he was going soft on Spencer.
“What if I kept answering your questions with more questions, would you still want to know?” The psychic teased, eyes lighting up.
“Spencer…”
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prompt: sleep talking
Carlton and Shawn go on a stake out together... Carlton nods off for just a bit and sleep talking/misunderstandings ensue!
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Shawn couldn’t help it. He let out a bark of laughter loud enough to startle Carlton from his sleep. “What happened?!” The detective sat up fully, using one hand to bring the seat back up and the other to bring his binoculars back up to his face. “Did you call for backup?”
Shawn smirked and shook his head. “Nothing happened. Unless you want to count your personal rendition of The Romantics biggest hit.”
Carlton’s face scrunched up. “What I Like About You?”
“No. Well. Maybe.” Shawn lowered his binoculars in thought while Carlton looked at him incredulously. “But I was talking about the other one!”
“I don’t have time for this.” The Head Detective huffed, checking his watch impatiently, which clearly proved otherwise.
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Henry really should have known better than to ask Shawn to house sit. Really. How was Shawn supposed to know that watering the plants included inside plants as well?!
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He pulled out his phone and sent an ‘SOS’ to Gus, Carlton, and Jules. He contemplated sending one to Buzz also but the poor man would probably panic and Shawn needed someone who could help with damage control.
Gus’ text came back first. ‘Not now, Shawn.’
Shawn tsked as he began texting his best friend back. Halfway through his message, Carlton replied with ‘Not right now, Shawn.’
Shawn stopped and raised an eyebrow. That was a bit uncanny. He took a screenshot and sent it to Gus with the caption ‘Starting to sound like Lassie 😏’ and to his husband, ‘if you find me dead tomorrow, it was henry.’
Jules had yet to answer which meant that Carlton had probably told her to ignore it. That meant that Shawn had to up the ante. He copied and pasted another message to each of them individually.
‘Also there’s been a murder.’
Send.
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- Part 2 of 642 Things To Write About
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This is a series of unrelated short Psych fics I'll be writing based off of prompts in 642 Things To Write About by The San Francisco Writers' Grotto.
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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24 May 2026
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prompt: dom/sub with orgasm denial
What do you do when you catch your partner shamelessly flirting with another man? You put him in a cock cage, that's what.
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“Do you remember your safeword?” Carlton asked.
“Of course. It’s safeword. The password is password and the safeword is safeword.” Shawn answered breathlessly. “That way I won’t forget it.”
“Good." He gestured to the metal contraption he’d brought over. “And do you know what this is?”
Shawn sat up and Carlton handed it to him. “It looks like…” Shawn’s finger flicked at a lock, his heart rate picking up. “...a cock doohickey.”
“It’s a chastity belt. And you’re going to wear it for a week.”
Fuck.
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13 Apr 2026
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Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop for disapparater
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2014
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It's Potter's fault, of course, that Draco finds himself trapped in the same twenty-four-hour period, repeating itself over and over again. It's been nearly a year since the unpleasant business at Hogwarts, and Draco's getting on with his life quite nicely, thank you, until Harry sodding Potter steps in and ruins it all, just like always. At first, though, the time loop seems liberating. For the first time in his life, he can do anything, say anything, be anything, without consequence. But the more Draco repeats the day, the more he realises the uncomfortable truth: he's falling head over heels for the speccy git. And suddenly, the time loop feels like a trap. For how can he ever get Harry to love him back when time is, quite literally, against him?
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13 Apr 2026
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Trinity Santos turned to face him, and for a moment her expression was supremely awkward. Then she shoved that down, bottled it up, and looked him dead in the eye. “In my experience, I have managed to solve similar… situations through aggressive sex with no eye contact.”
Frank Langdon’s brain short circuited. He blinked. Blinked again. She was still there, not an apparition. Staring at him. Resigned. He choked out, “I’m sorry?”
She shrugged. “Just an idea.”
“Hate sex,” he clarified.
Again, she shrugged, turning now, eyes grazing anywhere but him.
He blew out a breath. What the fuck, he thought.
“Fine,” he said. Santos jerked to face him again. “But I’ll drive.”
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OR: Langdon and Santos put aside their differences, have rough and angry sex, and finally start building a friendship.
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- Part 1 of conflict resolution
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04 Apr 2026
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Two lost boys taking all the wrong turns.
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03 Nov 2025