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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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14 Jun 2026
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Spamton is just a simple clockmaker, but he dreams of creation, of shining clockwork automata, of wonders beyond his means. Tenna is a washed-up playwright, banished from the royal court, hiding from the world in a lonely manor.
Alone, they are nothing. But together?
They might just make something beautiful.
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02 Jun 2026
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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26 May 2026
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Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.
(New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 27/5 to include word art up to chapter 14!)
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12 May 2026
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After one shoot too many (see: one) getting ruined by a 'wardrobe malfunction', Tenna takes matters into his own hands and gifts his little mailman a new accessory for his little-er mailman
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Short little NSFW comic I started back in July that is finally!! finished!! yeehaw get that email
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27 Apr 2026