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  1. Public Bookmark 7

    A Sweet, Hot, Sticky Romp by

    Fandoms: Father Ted  

    16 Nov 2022

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    Ted realizes that Dougal is actually quite smart in the few seconds right after he orgasms. He sets out to use this fact to his advantage with the parochial house's upcoming bake sale.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

    Worth A Thousand Words by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    17 Dec 2023

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    It started as a joke: since coming out, Colin has become Richmond's resident dickpic expert, and now no one will send a dickpic unless Colin's given it his thumbs up. Jamie just wants Colin to approve his dickpics.

    (Actually, Jamie wants Colin to think his are the best dickpics of anyone on the team.)

    (Actually, Jamie just wants Colin.)

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    15 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

    How Did This Happen by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    24 Jun 2025

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    “What’s wrong, boyo?”

    “I can’t fuckin’ piss!”

    …Oh.

    This is what he’s dealing with?

    Or

    Jamie calls Colin because he has a problem. Things happen.

     

    I'm gonna try adding a second chapter to this and tags will update acordingly

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    14 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

    Kinktober Day 5: Dacryphilia by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    12 Oct 2025

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    Jamie's got a thing for crying. Jan's got a thing for men, apparently, and Jamie eventually takes it upon himself to be the world's greatest ally.

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    14 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

    Kinktober Day 12: Uniform Kink by

    Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

    19 Oct 2025

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    Jamie's very aware that he's a pervert with more kinks than most. He's just not really used to said kinks extending to his teammates. Especially to the residential 'Rodin sculpture in cleats', Isaac McAdoo...

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    14 May 2026